Hard/wet currently?

Not really hard. Just a little tumescent. Wet? Well, when I get excited I sometimes leak a little. Good ol' Cowper's gland. But, even if I am not stiff or wet right now, I will admit that I'm super horny and really impatient for a new story to be approved. Why must it take so long? And, don't you just hate when they send them back and tell you you've written something too degrading to publish when you know damn well that they've published far worse?
 
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