Hard... Uh-Huh.

[Joe Wordsworth]

I am horny. Like, righteously horny. I am just about crazy lusty right now.

 

[impressive]

Welcome to the club.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I am horny. Like, righteously horny. I am just about crazy lusty right now.

I'm assuming you are far away from the righteously amazing girlfriend?

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Welcome to the club.

Unless your club comes with sex... I'm afraid I must decline membership at this time in favor of more "sex providing" clubs. Thank you, however, for the brochure.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

I'm assuming you are far away from the righteously amazing girlfriend?

My Girl and her Yummy comes by tomorrow... and there will be much righteous fucking then.

 

[impressive]

Unless your club comes with sex... I'm afraid I must decline membership at this time in favor of more "sex providing" clubs. Thank you, however, for the brochure.

BWAH!


*shakes head just imagining what my "brochure" would look like*

 

[Selena_Kitt]

My Girl and her Yummy comes by tomorrow... and there will be much righteous fucking then.

well then save that energy, man! sounds like you're going to need it.

 

[Guest]

gee bummer sorry about your bad luck

 

[sophia jane]

gee bummer sorry about your bad luck

*snort*
I can't actually remember when I had sex last.

 

[MissBri]

 

[English Lady]

I am horny. Like, righteously horny. I am just about crazy lusty right now.

And I missed it? Damn it. I am so going to become an insomniac*nods*

My Girl and her Yummy comes by tomorrow... and there will be much righteous fucking then.

See ya sometime next week, then love. Try and keep the noise down -don't scare the neighbours!!