Happy Paddy's

as a decendant of the Scoggins, Murphys and Garretts, I wish ye all a most beautiful day!!!
 
There once was a lad from Killarney
Who leaned far over the stone at Blarney
On it his tongue he did oil
Then he turned to his new toil
To use words to make girls wet and horny.
 
Happy Green Day!

And a few words from George Bernard Shaw and Loreena McKennitt

And I don't have a limerick, but I did get the following email from a certain monkey this morning:

Have you got a little Irish in you?

No?

Would you like some?


(It's the third year in a row he has sent me that joke on St. Paddy's Day. lol.)
 
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