Happy, happy birthday, riff

[freescorfr]

Congratulations, Riff. I'm glad you made it.

Appologies, if there's another thread, but I've not been around much today.

Well done, many more and this is the year you come to Olleron.

 

[riff]

Actually, I get to be 38 until 3PM. Damn, and wouldn't you know that my appointment at the shrink is at 3PM?

Oh the irony! And Pilate gave Jesus 39 lashes.... hehehehe

 

[juicylips]

Happy Birthday, riffilicious

Hope you have many, many more.
JL

 

[Summery]

~Happy Birthday Riff~

Best Birthday Wishes....
And, may they come true for you!

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Happy happy riff.

If you want those lashes........

hehehe

 

[Jimi]

Greetings and Hallucinations!

Well, riffie, old Dude! So you and Jack Benny are now the same age... ???

Also, congratulations upon graduation to the state of Mediatrics - Paediatrics is FAR behind you , and Geriatrics approaches.

Have a good day, man. Easy on the Crystal or McIlhenny's, though... mediatric stomaches tend to become a little fragile.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

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Enjoy a special day!

 

[erosman]

Happy Birthday, riff-man...39 is the prime of life!

 

[unclej]

happy birthday riff...i was 39 once, maybe twice.....i don't remember now.....(grabbing cane and shuffln' off to the kitchen for some prune juice)

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Happy birthday, riff. Hope it's a good day, with or without the lashes.

 

[lovetoread]

Happy Birthday.

May your addiction to porn never go away.

 

[Pixie]

Happy Birthday riff!
I hope it's a good one

 

[Guest]

Riff

Wishing you the happiest of happy birthdays!

 

[Marxist]

Dude, not to be harsh, but you're old as shit.

Go get laid or something but not in Tijuana this time. That shit cleared up yet?

 

[riff]

Happy Birthday to riff from Dixon Carter Lee

And 39 is a prime number
And 3 squared is equal to 9
And 30 + 39 = 69

Your perfect mate is 30 years old.

 

[Pixie]

Oh hell...for once I'm too young for something

 

[kotori]

Don't listen to Ms. Chen

Who maybe a Maoist, not a Marxist.

Dude, not to be harsh, but you're old as shit.

Have a great day.

From someone older than shit.

 

[Rambling Rose]

O Happy Day

Here's mud in your eye!

 

[riff]

Dude, not to be harsh, but you're old as shit.

Go get laid or something but not in Tijuana this time. That shit cleared up yet?

What shit? Oh, that shit. I managed to wash most of it off, I think, but I have no plans to get drunk tonight, if that is what you mean? In order to be shat upon, one must allow onesself to be shat upon. This, of course, has nothing to do with the person doing the shitting. The shitter's shit is the shitter's shit.

39 years is a long time. I wanna 69 a 30 year old. Or feel up a girl half my age. 19.5 years sounds DAMNED yummy to me. Thank god, I have kept my looks.

 

[riff]

Oh hell...for once I'm too young for something

Now wait. I live by the half your age rule. Therefore:

39 divided by 2 equals 19.5.

39 - 19.5 = 19.5
39 + 19.5 = 58.5

Any pussy between 19.5 years and 58.5 years old is fair game so far as I am concerned. DCL is the one who says I need to hook up with a 30 year old.

 

[Pixie]

Now wait. I live by the half your age rule. Therefore:

39 divided by 2 equals 19.5.

39 - 19.5 = 19.5
39 + 19.5 = 58.5

Any pussy between 19.5 years and 58.5 years old is fair game so far as I am concerned. DCL is the one who says I need to hook up with a 30 year old.

Okay, just as long as it doesn't bother you when people think I've just turned 17...

BTW, love your photo threads.

 

[sexy-girl]

happy birthday riffy

 

[Ginny]

Happy Birthday, riff!

http://www.bigillustrationgroup.com/images/bonnie_crazee.jpg

Mais, I hope you pass a good time, cher!

 

[Dillinger]

Well now... Happy B-Day!

*SMILE*

Looks like you share a birthday with:

• 1622 Henry Vaughan English poet (Silex Scintillans)
• 1882 Arthur Schnabel Lipnik Austria, pianist (Beethoven Piano Sonatas)
• 1894 Nikita S Khrushchev Soviet leader (1953-64)
• 1897 Thornton Wilder US, novelist/playwright (Our Town)
• 1903 Nicolas Nabokov Near Lubcha Minsk Russia, composer (The Holy Devil)
• 1911 Mikhail Botvinnik of USSR, world chess champion (1948-63)
• 1918 William Holden actor (Stalag 17, Bridge Over the River Kwai, SOB)
• 1923 Harry Reasoner Dakota City Iowa, newscaster (60 Minutes, ABC, CBS)
• 1933 Monique Van Vooren Brussels Belgium, actress (Warhol's Frankenstein)
• 1934 Don Kirshner rock & roll producer invented bubblegum music
• 1948 Jan Hammer composer/musician (Mahavishnu Orchestra, Miami Vice, Escape from TV)
• 1955 Pete Shelley vocal/guitar (Buzzcocks-Going Steady, Love Bites)
• 1961 Boomer Esiason NFL QB (Cincinnati Bengels)

And... on this day in history:

• 858 Benedict III ends his reign as Catholic Pope
• 1492 Christopher Columbus signs contract with Spain to find the Indies
• 1521 Martin Luther is excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church
• 1852 Asteroid 17, Thetis discovered
• 1869 1st pro baseball games-Cin Reds 24, Cin amateurs 15
• 1920 American Professional Football Association forms
• 1947 Jackie Robinson bunts for his 1st major league hit
• 1953 Mickey Mantle hits a 565' (172 m) HR in Wash DC's Griffith Stadium
• 1956 Willie Mosconi sinks 150 consecutive balls in a billiard tournament
• 1964 Ford Mustang formally introduced ($2368 base)
• 1964 Jerrie Mock becomes 1st woman to fly solo around the world
• 1967 Surveyor 3 launched; soft lands on Moon, April 20
• 1968 P Wild discovers asteroids #1773 Rumpelstilz, #1830 Pogson, #1831 Nicholson & #2138 Swissa
• 1969 The Band (formerly The Hawks), perform their 1st concert
• 1970 Paul McCartney's 1st solo album "McCartney"
• 1983 Nolan Ryan strikes out his 3,500th batter
• 1983 Wayne Gretsky scores 7 points in a playoff game Islanders tie NHL record with 3 shorthanded playoff goals vs Rangers Rangers 7-Isles 6-Patrick Div Finals-Isles hold 2-1 lead Wayne Gretzky scores 7 goals in one Stanley Cup playoff game
• 1987 Julius Erving becomes the 3rd NBA player to score 30,000 points.

 

[*bratcat*]