HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th

[madmanmike]

since it is friday the 13th i want everyone on the glbt board to share their worst sexual horror stories. everyone always talks about how great sex is but i wanna here about when it is bad. i'll start with my story.

i was clubbing in New Orleans and decided to hook up with a guy i met for the night. well to make this story a bit shorter. we were in his hotel room after some drinking and i was blowing him good. i was going all my best tricks when i heard him moaning and groaning. i thought he was gonna cum so i doubled my efforts and heard a horrible noise and felt something warm hit the top of my head. he was moaning from pleasure. he drank too much and threw up on me while i was blowing him. the smell was horrible and i showered for at least an hour. worst sexual experience ever.

so share yours now and dont hold anything back.


***note to mods - i posted this head to get the stories of my friends from the glbt. my story is homosexual and is no off topic. please dont move my topic.***

 

[Etoile]

***note to mods - i posted this head to get the stories of my friends from the glbt. my story is homosexual and is no off topic. please dont move my topic.***

*blink*
I wasn't even thinking of moving it until you mentioned it. I guess now that you say so I can see how this thread could be "off-topic" in that it would have heterosexual experiences, but it seems like a perfectly reasonable thread to me!

 

[Cigan]

Hmmm no one seems particularly chipper to take part in this thread. Well I have to admit as much as I love erotica, I don't have a great back log of experiences, so nothing all that freaky has happened to me. The worst one actually didn't involve any sex. My boyfriend at the time was flogging me, and I had been really really horny that day so I had asked him to, and conveniently forgotten or ignored the fact that I hadn't eaten that day. You wouldn't think that being flogged would take that much out of you, but it really does, and I had a complete blood sugar crash the instant the hormone high ended. My friends litterally had to support me as we walked to the closest dorm dinning hall so I could eat and function as a human being again.

 

[Fella63205]

bad timing

My nose is very sensitive to dry climates and tends to bleed at a moment's notice. Well, on two occasions the timing could not have been worse. The first time in high school when I was sucking my dates nipples. The second time was when I was going down on a most exquisite lady. Instant mood killer!! I was so upset. Things were really heating up and getting on a good roll when I opened the vessel in my nose while forcing my tongue as deep as it would go. The pressure of my nose against her pubis was too much for my firggin' worthless nose to handle.

Fella