Lucifer_Carroll
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Today we Americans will be celebrating our independence and our collective identities (sorry Brits, but you were such easy targets in your red jackets and we had the French on our side) and shooting off rockets for freedom.
Given that, we should all take some time today and reflect what we mean by these terms. What we mean by freedom. What independence means. What being an American means. What the flag really stands for. What our founding fathers really meant by writing the Constitution. What beer really tastes like with random barbeque dish. Wait no, that was supposed to be something deep.
Sorry, start again. With all the jingoism, the glass-faced patriotism, and every politician worth his salt turning important ideas into meaningless buzzwords. Where cheap Chinese-made American flags are used in some freakish Suburban "my cock is bigger than your cock" dance. Where America seems to not mean anything anymore beyond shallow empty consumerism and hate.
We should all take a moment then, to pause, reflect, and note how that isn't true. We're all Americans here (on the American continent between Canada and Mexico, except for Hawaii and Alaska because they're punks stuck in little boxes off the Californian coast) and damnitt that has meaning beyond the empty parades. It means something when we talk about freedom, democracy, goddamn apple pie (it stands for pie damnitt, really tasty pie), and being an American. Means we stand up for what these things mean and we don't forget it under propaganda.
It also means we like to barbeque. So fire up the grills and enjoy. Just because you're reflecting doesn't mean you can't enjoy the shallower bits of the holiday as well. Ah, pretty popping explosive lights.
Given that, we should all take some time today and reflect what we mean by these terms. What we mean by freedom. What independence means. What being an American means. What the flag really stands for. What our founding fathers really meant by writing the Constitution. What beer really tastes like with random barbeque dish. Wait no, that was supposed to be something deep.
Sorry, start again. With all the jingoism, the glass-faced patriotism, and every politician worth his salt turning important ideas into meaningless buzzwords. Where cheap Chinese-made American flags are used in some freakish Suburban "my cock is bigger than your cock" dance. Where America seems to not mean anything anymore beyond shallow empty consumerism and hate.
We should all take a moment then, to pause, reflect, and note how that isn't true. We're all Americans here (on the American continent between Canada and Mexico, except for Hawaii and Alaska because they're punks stuck in little boxes off the Californian coast) and damnitt that has meaning beyond the empty parades. It means something when we talk about freedom, democracy, goddamn apple pie (it stands for pie damnitt, really tasty pie), and being an American. Means we stand up for what these things mean and we don't forget it under propaganda.
It also means we like to barbeque. So fire up the grills and enjoy. Just because you're reflecting doesn't mean you can't enjoy the shallower bits of the holiday as well. Ah, pretty popping explosive lights.