Happy Festivus!

[McKenna]

Let's begin with the Airing of the Grievances.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand go!

 

[blobfish]

Every Peter Frampton song is five minutes too long.

 

[McKenna]

Men who insist on garbing their vehicles with truck nuts should be made to wear said truck nuts dangling twixt their legs, outside of their clothing, in public. Indefinitely.

 

[thør]

Enough said.

 

[McKenna]

Enough said.

Oh dear God.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol *Stumbles iN*

 

[Byron In Exile]

Let's begin with the Airing of the Grievances.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand go!

I cannot begin.

My grievances are endless.

 

[McKenna]

I cannot begin.

My grievances are endless.

Give it a go. I'm depending on you to bring this thread some "ooomph!"

 

[Byron In Exile]

lol *Stumbles iN*

As if you aren't one of them.

 

[CandiCame]

People who make hundreds of thousands of dollars coming to my desk and bitching because they can't get a $1000 loan.

 

[killallhippies]

that reminds: i keep forgetting to grab up curb your enthusiasm. too bad i'm low on hard drive space and not bored enough to try and figure out what i wouldn't mind deleting. oh well.

also, i sighed. in real life and shit. no, seriously.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Give it a go. I'm depending on you to bring this thread some "ooomph!"

I'm not dependent.

And that said, what do you expect from me?

 

[piccicatopolka]

I'm bummed that the Pole is left unadorned. Now granted I understand that Festivus is an alternative to participating in the pressures and commercialism of Christmas, but I would enjoy a few ribbons or something. Alas... tradition prevails. Please let me know when The Feats of Strength begin.

 

[Byron In Exile]

that reminds: i keep forgetting to grab up curb your enthusiasm. too bad i'm low on hard drive space and not bored enough to try and figure out what i wouldn't mind deleting. oh well.

also, i sighed. in real life and shit. no, seriously.

Learn your place.

Then talk to me.

 

[killallhippies]

but i don't really want to talk to you. you keep saying things that are wrong.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm bummed that the Pole is left unadorned. Now granted I understand that Festivus is an alternative to participating in the pressures and commercialism of Christmas, but I would enjoy a few ribbons or something. Alas... tradition prevails. Please let me know when The Feats of Strength begin.

It's a celebration for a day.

You concentrate on such trivial things.

 

[McKenna]

Santa hats on anyone over the age of ten. Except Santa, that is.

 

[thør]

Californians driving pickup trucks on our local icy roads totally suck.

 

[Byron In Exile]

but i don't really want to talk to you. you keep saying things that are wrong.

That sounds like a grievance.

Perhaps Festivus is underway.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Give it a go. I'm depending on you to bring this thread some "ooomph!"

I cannot make promises on Festivus.

You know that this is a sacred time to those of us with no families worthy of the name.

So it's a pole. Fuck you, then.

It's a fucking aluminum pole.

And it's adorned with nothing at all. How would that be?

He ran away. What a little shit.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Californians driving pickup trucks on our local icy roads totally suck.

Californians on icy roads?

Nine out of ten times, you'll win.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Santa hats on anyone over the age of ten. Except Santa, that is.

Festivus is for outcasts.

And nobody wants to announce that they are one of us.

You see that, right?

 

[just pet]

Grievance:
Who are all these people?
I wander off aimlessly, only to return to the unfamiliar

 

[coastal-boy]

Grievance:
Who are all these people?
I wander off aimlessly, only to return to the unfamiliar

But I remember you in the late night Perg threads...one of my first "loves"

 

[just pet]

But I remember you in the late night Perg threads...one of my first "loves"

Yes, so many count Perg as a first love
I hope he still writes