Happy Easter Cunts!

[Fata Morgana]

I prefer rollers.

You've given me the urge to whip out Jaws. A very fitting film for this time of year.

 

[Brollyanna]

Dear Fata,

Happy Easter!
May your eggs** be covered in silky, dark chocolate.




**cunt

 

[spacekowboy]

You've given me the urge to whip out Jaws. A very fitting film for this time of year.

Let Polly do the printing.

 

[RedAllan]

The festival of Ishtar is all about fertility and sex.
You lot can have your chocolate eggs..... me, I'm sticking with celebrating sex

Sounds good, but I still want chocolate. After.

 

[StrangeLife]

What's an Easter Cunt and why is it so happy?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Dear Fata,

Happy Easter!
May your eggs** be covered in silky, dark chocolate.




**cunt

Aww.

Happy Easter!

May your cunt be covered in eggs**


** Indie's beard

 

[Brollyanna]

Aww.

Happy Easter!

May your cunt be covered in eggs**


** Indie's beard

I imagine Indie's beard to be a little like "the hand" - a detached body part with a murderous life of its own. Scary, but also a little exciting.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I imagine Indie's beard to be a little like "the hand" - a detached body part with a murderous life of its own. Scary, but also a little exciting.

Yes. You can never truly kill it. Even throwing it in the wood chipper won't work. The bastard keeps coming back.

 

[girlsmiley]

Happy Easter, darling.

It's a beautiful day here in Sydney. I'm perched in my favourite chair out on the balcony with the paper and a cup of Earl Grey. The sun is shining and the waves are calling my name. "Smiley, come and swim with us" lol.

We're having a family get-together this arvo. Barbeque and beers.

Have a good one sweetheart.

 

[Brollyanna]

Yes. You can never truly kill it. Even throwing it in the wood chipper won't work. The bastard keeps coming back.

If you can't kill it, teach it to make coffee. **




**cunnilingus (after all, it IS on my cunt right about now.)

 

[Fata Morgana]

Happy Easter, darling.

It's a beautiful day here in Sydney. I'm perched in my favourite chair out on the balcony with the paper and a cup of Earl Grey. The sun is shining and the waves are calling my name. "Smiley, come and swim with us" lol.

We're having a family get-together this arvo. Barbeque and beers.

Have a good one sweetheart.

Hello you. Have a fabulouso time.

 

[Fata Morgana]

If you can't kill it, teach it to make coffee. **




**cunnilingus (after all, it IS on my cunt right about now.)

Fire.

Fire kills everything. And it cleanses (said so on Salem's Lot anyway). We'll torch it. **



**not when it's on your cunt, I have nothing against you, you're fab.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Easter is just another tactic of the gay agenda.

Sitting around colouring eggs all rainbow colours is about as queer as it gets!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Easter is just another tactic of the gay agenda.

Sitting around colouring eggs all rainbow colours is about as queer as it gets!

Cunt.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

Are Easter cunts made out of chocolate?


I want one anyway.

 

[girlsmiley]

Oh yeah.

I forgot to tell you - I found a chick asleep in the toilets up the pub last night. We called in on the way home from dinner for a quick catch up with friends to say hi and Happy Easter and all that.

She was so plastered she could barely speak. Poor thing peed herself and everything. I carried her out of there and the licensee (who's a good mate of mine) called a cab for her. She was so smashed she couldn't even remember where she lived.

*sigh*

I remember those days lol. Don't miss that shit one bit.

I wonder if she got home ok.

 

[anchoredinocean]

Easter sucks.

I hate rabbits. Fucking rodents.