Happy Drunk? Confused Drunk? Beligerent Drunk?

Get that TN vickson in here, she caused this, she started this, she owes me some eksplanaschuns. What was my question again? Who's gonna call to wake me up in the morning for work? I think the effex are starting to have some cumula...cumul... additive impact.
 
Well, I very rarely drink alcohol

and haven't been "drunk" in over 10 years, but I'm a friendly/flirty/sexy drunk :)

I guess I just got drinking out of my system the last year of high school and the first couple of years in college. Going out after work wiith co-workers, I usually drove, so I had iced tea or lemonade. With my friends, we do occasionally enjoy trying new wines or new drinks, but I just don't drink very much. I tend to do stupid things when I drink :/ and alcohol isn't very conducive to intelligible conversations :) I just choose to spend my money and my time doing other things.
 
LukkyKnight said:
Get that TN vickson in here, she caused this, she started this, she owes me some eksplanaschuns. What was my question again? Who's gonna call to wake me up in the morning for work? I think the effex are starting to have some cumula...cumul... additive impact.

heh... well, let me just say that if I become significantly verbose in my word choice such that you may not discerne the magnitude of the specification of my chosen subject (heh) Maybe, and I'm only saying maybe, I've had a nip or two too much.

(for those unable to distinguish the message I intended to convey in my above aforementioned paragraph, let me now procure my sincere apologies for your apparent ineptitude)

heh...

i.e. bite me
 
Vix, are we going to bed tonight or what?

Tell everyone goodnight .....
 
Drunk...not that often, but when I do drink, and it's always whiskey, I'm the happy, smiling guy who's very amorous!

BUT, if I got drunk on tequila alone (and it's been done) I become aggessive and mouthy, but non-chalant.

Needless to say, I stick with my whiskey! :p
 
When I drink...I'm probably one of the best people you can be around. I'm the happiest person in the world, and can get pretty philisophical at times too. :D



Though...like everyone else...I do have my setimental moments, and my beligurent moments too. But those are few and far between. :D
 
Consider yourself nipped....

TN_Vixen said:


heh... well, let me just say that if I become significantly verbose in my word choice such that you may not discerne the magnitude of the specification of my chosen subject (heh) Maybe, and I'm only saying maybe, I've had a nip or two too much.

(for those unable to distinguish the message I intended to convey in my above aforementioned paragraph, let me now procure my sincere apologies for your apparent ineptitude)

heh...

i.e. bite me

Another day, spent hard at work divining the true nature of my inner drunk. The magnitude of the study astounds me almost as much as the Vixen's verbiage. Come, please, and share a nip with me... I am not far enough along to post conclusions, but I am enjoying the endeavour enough to invite you to share in the discovery. ;)
 
Excellent day for drinking heavily. add Kahlua to office coffee pot

I love horoscopes, they give me such good advice.

I woke this morning feeling slightly blurry around the tongue with some strange um... well never you mind about those strange panties, they're not really part of the point. The point is, I've a morning after lament to share before moving on to the pivotal TGIF component of my study.

I wish I could drink like I used to
But it seems two's enough - three at most
For this study I chose to try more though
After four I was licking my host. ;)

Now then, bartender, fetch me two slippery nipples and a bald pussy, we've some tests to conduct...
 
If I am just drinking beer or wine with some friends I get real touchy and flirty and eventually horny. If I have been drinking Tequiza or Corona with a lime I am a woman on a mission to have sex and darn it all I am going to get some. Could be the reason my hubby buys it by the case. :D
 
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