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Okay, I'm two days early but there's no telling what tomorrow will bring, especially with all this frigging snow. Are you kidding me? I might die of a heart attack shoveling snow in October (gasp, cough, wheeze).

Besides, seriously, YourSINSerely, how many people have a birthday on Halloween? What are you a witch or something? If you are a witch, you're the best looking witch I've ever seen. Further, if you are a witch, do with me whatever you want. Take me, I'm yours...SINSerely (lol).

Cast me in your spell. Strip me naked and have your wicked way with me. It's okay. I'm fine with it. Yes, of course, you may blow me (lol).

Anyway...Happy Birthday, Babs!

How the Hell old are you anyway? Sorry, I realized that I'm not supposed to ask a woman her age.

How much do you weigh? Sorry, again, I just had a brain freeze from all this inclimate weather.

May you have many more happy birthdays.

"Cosmopolitans are on the house."
 
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER said:
Okay, I'm two days early but there's no telling what tomorrow will bring, especially with all this frigging snow. Are you kidding me? I might die of a heart attack shoveling snow in October (gasp, cough, wheeze).

Besides, seriously, YourSINSerely, how many people have a birthday on Halloween? What are you a witch or something? If you are a witch, you're the best looking witch I've ever seen. Further, if you are a witch, do with me whatever you want. Take me, I'm yours...SINSerely (lol).

Cast me in your spell. Strip me naked and have your wicked way with me. It's okay. I'm fine with it. Yes, of course, you may blow me (lol).

Anyway...Happy Birthday, Babs!

How the Hell old are you anyway? Sorry, I realized that I'm not supposed to ask a woman her age.

How much do you weigh? Sorry, again, I just had a brain freeze from all this inclimate weather.

May you have many more happy birthdays.

"Cosmopolitans are on the house."
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Well, I just climbed the ladder to the top of the house for that cosmopolitan.

Fuck getting the leaves out of the gutters. I'll just sit up here; drink, and wait for Santa to show up.:devil: Somebody's got these holidays all mixed up this year. "Witch does Santa with crystal balls." Think about it....there could be a holiday plot in this storm after all.

Thanks for remembering my birthday, Freddie. I still love ya.:kiss::heart::kiss:

Hey, bring your snowblower over and I'll pay you for your services rendered.
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P.S. to Luna....yep! I was a Halloween baby. Pretty cool!:cool:
 
Happy Birthday, Babs. In advance. Gives new meaning to "trick or treat". :devil:
 
I sure hope you aren't in your stilettos up on the roof or that there's a strapping lad to catch you should you be a wee bit tipsy from birthday weekend cosmos. Haha, you know that might inspire somebody's story! Ooh Freddie and a snowblower...yeah someone might go there, but I won't. (But I bet there's a story there.) :catroar:

Way cool! Be safe and warm. There're tons of power outages all over here, mine keeps flickering. The poor leaf-laden trees aren't handling the weight of the snow well at all. It looks like a winter wonderland out there. HAPPY early BIRTHDAY!
 
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We may not always get along, but that doesn't mean I can't wish you a happy birthday, right?

So, Happy Birthday, Babs. Hope you enjoy your weekend and your day. :)
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIN! I WISH YOU THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. I'M ALSO HAPPY TO FIND OUT THAT YOU HAVE TWO LEGS.:D
:heart::kiss::heart:
 
Well, now it's official.

Happy Birthday Barbara.

I hope you have a wonderful day. Enjoy every moment. It will be another memory before you know it.

May you find happiness with every second of this special day.

 
Happy Birthday Babs! I think you should celebrate by buying yourself some more stiletto heels, then of course model them for us!:devil:
 
Hey, Babs! Where are you? Late night? Hung over?

Maybe she wasn't kidding about living her...(gulp) gangbang fantasy.

Gees, maybe I should ask Santa for twins, identical twins, named Horny and Hornier.
 
A Happy Day I hope you passed Babs.

And may you have many returns to this day.

May you also have as you desire but not more than you need.
 
SINS asked me to let you all know that she's without power and will be for several more days. She's staying warm by candle power, blankets and warm socks! :eek:

I'm sure she's going to be thrilled once she can get back online and see her birthday thread. Which reminds me I didn't remember to stop by and wish her

Happy Birthday!!!

:rose::rose::rose::rose:​
 
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