At Lit there's a gentleman limey
Who never says "knackers" or "blimey"
He's cultured and smart
Doesn't belch, scratch or fart
And he makes a girl's panties feel.... well, moist. Moist and a bit slippery. (Is that too personal?)
Today I have been out visiting a stately home's garden and a tiny Norman Church. Barfreston I would have preferred to be able to smell the scent of the flowers in bloom but many local fields are covered in yellow rape seed flowers so I'm still streaming.
I'm going to London tomorrow for the long weekend so the hayfever should cease. If not, I'm visiting the medical doctor daughter so I won't be short of advice. I'm going to do what I want to do - visit the Imperial War Museum and the Victoria and Albert Museum. I could spend several days in either of them.
Shortly I have to blow out the fierce blaze of the candles on my birthday cake. I shouldn't eat cake but my 2.25 year-old granddaughter insists that I have to have cake so she can sing the birthday song she has been practising.