Happy Birthday, Wicked Eve!

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Damn! I knew there was something I needed to do today but Ange beat me to it. What a way to end the year! And what a cake! {Spelled c-o-c-k ?} Enjoy the eating - & this is rapidly spinning out of control and downhill fast.

Happy Birthday
young 'un!!

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I can't do any better than that cake, unless it's vanilla? A woman like our WE shouldn't have vanilla on her birthday, although those lil beans can be tasty.

Happy Birthday Ms D. I hope the coming year brings all you can hope for.
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say when!

They had a chocolate cake at the bakery, too. I got that one personalized.

(I had to take your chocolate cake back cause um it was stale.)

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Damn! I knew there was something I needed to do today but Ange beat me to it. What a way to end the year! And what a cake! {Spelled c-o-c-k ?} Enjoy the eating - & this is rapidly spinning out of control and downhill fast.

Nothing wrong with a little lack of control on one's birthday. Somehow, though, I think Eve is always in control--of someone or thing at any rate.

You're not implying that she's over the hill, though, were you? I wouldn't think so, although I'd gladly follow her down if she was.

Happy Happy Dahlin'


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Fortunately, Ange and Tath are predictably pornographic. :D

Did you take that snow photo with your new camera? Blizzard?

I spent my bday morning in walmart. I needed detergent and things. Wow, I'm living it up at 39. Or 29. Okay, 43. :mad:

Leon, Carrie, Remec ---> :rose: :kiss:
 
Fortunately, Ange and Tath are predictably pornographic. :D

Did you take that snow photo with your new camera? Blizzard?

I spent my bday morning in walmart. I needed detergent and things. Wow, I'm living it up at 39. Or 29. Okay, 43. :mad:

Leon, Carrie, Remec ---> :rose: :kiss:

Yes we are (predictably porny, that is), and yes I did take it with the new camera. It's still snowing like crazy. I'd post a pic of ee cleaning off our car, but I don't want him to regret giving me the camera until at least January 2.

(And you should have stuck with 39. Everyone would have believed 39!) :D

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Fortunately, Ange and Tath are predictably pornographic. :D

Did you take that snow photo with your new camera? Blizzard?

I spent my bday morning in walmart. I needed detergent and things. Wow, I'm living it up at 39. Or 29. Okay, 43. :mad:

Leon, Carrie, Remec ---> :rose: :kiss:
Wow, same age, same birthday, same miserable shopping.
P.S. I was the guy who let you in front of me:rose::rose::rose:
 
You're joking about the birthday, right?

But in case you're not, happy birthday. :)
It's his, too?

And I've decided I'm 49. That way people will say, "Wow, you look fantastic for 49.

Maybe even 59!
 
Oh, you're so funny, bless your heart.

You know both you and tungtied have said "bless you heart" to me (although he probably didn't want to smack me when he said it). I have to practice saying it for when we move south this summer. And I can get the senior special before you, so there a happy birthday thought for you. :D
 
Go for 65. Then you can get the senior's special at Denny's.
We lied, that is what Eve and I did, went to Denny's and got the senior's special, AND nobody carded us. I was complimented "wow you look 10 years younger"
"then death"
Here is a poem about dildos and shopping that I stole fron Dylan Thomas

whore's breath all hoary and frosty
on winnowed window
of Ye Olde Dildoe Shoppe


it goes on but just gets uglier...

Seriously you do look great for 43, and Happy Birthday to one of my favourite poets and I mean not just here.:rose::rose::rose:
 
Nothing more to say that hasn't been.

And I'm all out of cock cakes.

So happy birthday.
 
We lied, that is what Eve and I did, went to Denny's and got the senior's special, AND nobody carded us. I was complimented "wow you look 10 years younger"
"then death"
Here is a poem about dildos and shopping that I stole fron Dylan Thomas

whore's breath all hoary and frosty
on winnowed window
of Ye Olde Dildoe Shoppe


it goes on but just gets uglier...

Seriously you do look great for 43, and Happy Birthday to one of my favourite poets and I mean not just here.:rose::rose::rose:
My Hugo has been repairing and installing things in my house. All he wants while he works is his silly beer. So I've started purchasing beer at the grocery store. New experience for me. I was practically traumatized when they didn't card me. Sure, they know me at the store and they know I'm a divorced mom with kids.

But they could have carded me...
 
You know both you and tungtied have said "bless you heart" to me (although he probably didn't want to smack me when he said it). I have to practice saying it for when we move south this summer. And I can get the senior special before you, so there a happy birthday thought for you. :D
And don't forget to practice one of my favorites, "Oh, my gracious." I also say, "Oh, shoot" and I've been known to let gosh and golly fly out of my mouth on occasion. And it's not necessarily just southern but "Oh, fuck" comes in handy.
 
My Hugo has been repairing and installing things in my house. All he wants while he works is his silly beer. So I've started purchasing beer at the grocery store. New experience for me. I was practically traumatized when they didn't card me. Sure, they know me at the store and they know I'm a divorced mom with kids.

But they could have carded me...

I would have carded you, Precious!

I hope you have a spectacular day.





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Fortunately, Ange and Tath are predictably pornographic. :D

Did you take that snow photo with your new camera? Blizzard?

I spent my bday morning in walmart. I needed detergent and things. Wow, I'm living it up at 39. Or 29. Okay, 43. :mad:

Leon, Carrie, Remec ---> :rose: :kiss:

hell, Im just gonna say it. Please dont let the 40's make you feel badly. I am 45 and actually....things, umm, "things" have just gotten better since I hit that funky 4-oh. You gotta let yourself just accept that your libido is probably the best its ever been, you look the best you ever have, you're smarter than you gave yourself credit for in so many ways. don't lament the 40's, sweets, they're the new 20. I wouldn't go back for nuthin' :D

Happy Birthday!!
 
And don't forget to practice one of my favorites, "Oh, my gracious." I also say, "Oh, shoot" and I've been known to let gosh and golly fly out of my mouth on occasion. And it's not necessarily just southern but "Oh, fuck" comes in handy.


I've got Oh, fuck down pretty well already.

I keep telling ee that when they find out I'm a Jew and he's from San Francisco, they'll just cheerfully run us outta town. :)
 
It's his, too?

And I've decided I'm 49. That way people will say, "Wow, you look fantastic for 49.

Maybe even 59!

Wow, you look fantastic!

BTW, age has nothing to do with it.


Happy Birthday anyway....:kiss:
 
Hey, Eve

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I hope you have a great day filled with adoration and pleasure.
 
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