scouries
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I’ve always wanted to start one of these birthday threads… yeah right…
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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear “Daddy?,” I Whispered
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Yes LITEROTICA’S greatest story just had a birthday. It’s third.
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And all of us at [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] would just like to wish Stephanie James and her father many happy returns and to thank them for all the pleasure they’ve brought to millions of readers.
And of course we also appreciate the ROYALTIES you’ve generated that have made all our lives easier.
Little did I know on that sunny and warm Miami day some thirty-eight months ago, as I lay naked on Haulover Beach, a pen in hand, that those three words I tentatively wrote on my pad, “Daddy, I Whispered”, would lead to a best selling LITEROTICA masterpiece.
As an author you never know what lies ahead for your characters. You simply write! You struggle to find the right words. You work to make it the best it can be. Then, seemingly finished, you settle down and rework the manuscript. Then again. And you don’t stop until it’s perfect.
And then you publish and wait for the reading public to give you their verdict.
And they did!
Never in my wildest dreams did I expect it to become LITEROTICA’S greatest story of ALL-TIME. How could I have guessed?
The MOST VOTED ON story in recorded history! Who knew?
The MOST COMMENTED ON story ever!
A MILLION SELLER!
I’d also like to thank all the readers who wrote to congratulate us. Of course we heard from her majesty
Who wrote: ”Congratulations Jim, your wonderful story is just the sort of brilliant writing we envisioned so long ago when we started this site.”
MANU
sent a very kind note. Thanks big guy!
And so many others, like:
An ex-pilot
who wrote: I felt I was back up in the air, soaring high, when I read your brilliant tale. I just wish I could…
One famous AHer wrote: Your story tickled my pink parts, thanks…
ribbet, ribbet, ribbet… wrote her boyfriend…
Another, one of our native people wrote: you brought a little sun into my cloudy existence…
Another, a woman just one course short of her B.A. in English Literature, PMed: Your story was a real killer, I almost swallowed my muffin reading your story I got so excited…
My pal freddie
wrote: congrats jim, even POLO liked it…
You brought a little light into my dark world jim… a boy wrote in praise
It’s a safe bet :caning: that I’m cured now… an ex-lesbian from San Diego wrote in thanks.
I read it seventy-three times when I was in the big house, I don’t think I could have done the time without Steph and her daddy.. a serene young kitten
lover and weed smoker told me.
I can’t believe this story is still up... a jobless visitor from mars e-mailed.
A miss from the hicks
in Michigan admitted: I’ve changed my name to Stephanie… she inspired me soooo much…
you unrumpled my foreskin with your tale… an old Texan grumbled.
I ate sixteen bananas the first time I read it… I just wish the other AnnaMaria could write like this… a young lesbian lass wrote.
I SINSerely
believe you’re wonderful… a discerning young lass (but poor speller) e-mailed.
But there were naysayer’s… negative people whose jealousy didn’t allow them to thank me.
boy of course. But what else could you expect from him. He’s still bitter that Georgie couldn’t run for a third term.
And the sour and wicked witch of the west. Still fuming because her Molly didn’t win the contest..
And finally Bin Laden and the rest of the evil extremists who’d like to destroy our wonderful land. Who put a “fatwa” out on me because I wasn’t afraid to call a spade a spade.
Well fuck him!
I’m james r scouries and I love and thank Stephanie James…
[size=+2]the Dolphins love her father…[/size]
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Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday Dear “Daddy?,” I Whispered
Happy Birthday to you
Yes LITEROTICA’S greatest story just had a birthday. It’s third.
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”Daddy?”, I Whispered
And all of us at [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] would just like to wish Stephanie James and her father many happy returns and to thank them for all the pleasure they’ve brought to millions of readers.
And of course we also appreciate the ROYALTIES you’ve generated that have made all our lives easier.
Little did I know on that sunny and warm Miami day some thirty-eight months ago, as I lay naked on Haulover Beach, a pen in hand, that those three words I tentatively wrote on my pad, “Daddy, I Whispered”, would lead to a best selling LITEROTICA masterpiece.
As an author you never know what lies ahead for your characters. You simply write! You struggle to find the right words. You work to make it the best it can be. Then, seemingly finished, you settle down and rework the manuscript. Then again. And you don’t stop until it’s perfect.
And then you publish and wait for the reading public to give you their verdict.
And they did!
Never in my wildest dreams did I expect it to become LITEROTICA’S greatest story of ALL-TIME. How could I have guessed?
The MOST VOTED ON story in recorded history! Who knew?
The MOST COMMENTED ON story ever!
A MILLION SELLER!
[size=+2]Happy Birthday to you
[/size]I’d also like to thank all the readers who wrote to congratulate us. Of course we heard from her majesty
QUEEN LAUREL lll 

Who wrote: ”Congratulations Jim, your wonderful story is just the sort of brilliant writing we envisioned so long ago when we started this site.”
MANU

And so many others, like:
An ex-pilot
One famous AHer wrote: Your story tickled my pink parts, thanks…
ribbet, ribbet, ribbet… wrote her boyfriend…
Another, one of our native people wrote: you brought a little sun into my cloudy existence…
Another, a woman just one course short of her B.A. in English Literature, PMed: Your story was a real killer, I almost swallowed my muffin reading your story I got so excited…
My pal freddie

You brought a little light into my dark world jim… a boy wrote in praise
It’s a safe bet :caning: that I’m cured now… an ex-lesbian from San Diego wrote in thanks.
I read it seventy-three times when I was in the big house, I don’t think I could have done the time without Steph and her daddy.. a serene young kitten

I can’t believe this story is still up... a jobless visitor from mars e-mailed.
A miss from the hicks
you unrumpled my foreskin with your tale… an old Texan grumbled.
I ate sixteen bananas the first time I read it… I just wish the other AnnaMaria could write like this… a young lesbian lass wrote.
I SINSerely
But there were naysayer’s… negative people whose jealousy didn’t allow them to thank me.

And the sour and wicked witch of the west. Still fuming because her Molly didn’t win the contest..
And finally Bin Laden and the rest of the evil extremists who’d like to destroy our wonderful land. Who put a “fatwa” out on me because I wasn’t afraid to call a spade a spade.
Well fuck him!
I’m james r scouries and I love and thank Stephanie James…
[size=+2]the Dolphins love her father…[/size]