What a thread title. Should we talk to our sperm, Just Pet?
That is quite a thought - in fact the odd thing is that a man's relationship with his sperm is one in which separation is an essential element, whereas, I suppose for a woman, it's often more the other way round - especially when it comes to fertility. It's about retaining. No wonder we think of sex differently.
So what should we say, "Goodbye"?
I say "Goodbye", you say "Hello" - is that what the beatles were on about?