rengadeirishman
Built for comfort
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december 3rd 1987
his father brough forth on this continent
a new man
conceived in liquor
and dedicated to the proposition that he is awesome
during these 19 years he has redefined classical terms such as: cool, sexy, tough, and awesome.
at 12 lbs, 3 oz, Irish Dan was a formidable newborn. It has been reported that the first thing he did upon birth, was knock back a pint of Guiness, knock out the doctor (one punch), and ravish the hot nurse. Upon his return home, he quickly picked up certain skills. Skills such as: driving, moonshinin', brewing beer in his bath tub, killing grizzly bears with his bear hands, and fightin' 'round the world. As he progressed through his formative years, he acquired a reputation for drunken brawling as well as his "skills" with the female species at the age of 10 he became dictator of the small country of Afdanistan, having challenged its entire army to single combat. over the years he has acquired a drinkin' problem (who says its a problem? he says chuckling slyly) along with a well deserved reputation has a true pillar of awesomeness, a religion forming out of his sheer legend. Truly the gods of awesome smiled upon the world, december 3rd 1987
his father brough forth on this continent
a new man
conceived in liquor
and dedicated to the proposition that he is awesome
during these 19 years he has redefined classical terms such as: cool, sexy, tough, and awesome.
at 12 lbs, 3 oz, Irish Dan was a formidable newborn. It has been reported that the first thing he did upon birth, was knock back a pint of Guiness, knock out the doctor (one punch), and ravish the hot nurse. Upon his return home, he quickly picked up certain skills. Skills such as: driving, moonshinin', brewing beer in his bath tub, killing grizzly bears with his bear hands, and fightin' 'round the world. As he progressed through his formative years, he acquired a reputation for drunken brawling as well as his "skills" with the female species at the age of 10 he became dictator of the small country of Afdanistan, having challenged its entire army to single combat. over the years he has acquired a drinkin' problem (who says its a problem? he says chuckling slyly) along with a well deserved reputation has a true pillar of awesomeness, a religion forming out of his sheer legend. Truly the gods of awesome smiled upon the world, december 3rd 1987
Happy Birthday, Irish. 
and girlfriends
