Happy Birthday, Problem Child. I have laughed pretty hard at some of the things I've seen here, but no one has ever hurt me the way you have. I was helpless. I couldn't breathe. You almost killed me. Keep it up, I have a death wish.
I haven't been around for various reasons, but have been watching...the flirting, the fights...just haven't felt like participating much. Maybe I will later on, or maybe I'll just drift away. It could go either way right now.
I want to thank everyone for their thoughts, both my good friends and ones I don't know as well. I do appreciate all of it.