Happy Birthday Lancecastor, Sir.

Lancesgrrl · Jan 10, 2003

Dear Sir,

i admit to being a bit over eager in posting Your Birthday thread early but i couldn't wait to celebrate the day when You were born .. my Adoring Master .. (feel free to punish me i am more than willing to take all Your spankings)

my only wish on this day .. Your Birthday .. is that all Your dreams.. all Your hopes .. all Your fantasies .. all Your goals .. all Your needs .. and all Your desires .. are fulfilled .. for You my Master .. i wish happiness .. and love .. always ..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LANCECASTOR!

Your eternal slave

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Rubyfruit · Jan 10, 2003

Considering the fact that Lance doesn't have his birthdate in his profile, I would be inclined to say, no, he wouldn't start a thread that would bring attention to it.

bad kitty · Jan 10, 2003

Oh dear Lord, it sounds like Dream.

A Desert Rose · Jan 10, 2003

bad kitty said:
Oh dear Lord, it sounds like Dream.

No, it can't be ~Dream~. That post makes some kind of sense and the sentences are coherent.

Samuari · Jan 10, 2003

But using only two preriods for an elipise, and then using that instead of commas point to a junior high student.

Then what would you expect?

crysede · Jan 10, 2003

A Desert Rose said:
No, it can't be ~Dream~. That post makes some kind of sense and the sentences are coherent.

And it lacks colours, and dragons, and snowglobes,... and other bright sparkly things

bad kitty · Jan 10, 2003

OK, yall are right, but it has the same eyerolling fluffiness to it.

A Desert Rose · Jan 10, 2003

bad kitty said:
OK, yall are right, but it has the same eyerolling fluffiness to it.

Yes, indeed it does. LOL

Mischka · Jan 10, 2003

zipman · Jan 10, 2003

A Desert Rose said:
No, it can't be ~Dream~. That post makes some kind of sense and the sentences are coherent.

That was exactly what I was going to say!!!

If ~Dream~ wrote the post, it would probably look like this:

_____________hAPPY bDay Lance,

..I..Hope..it..is..a..GReAT dday,n u hav LOTs of FUNN

,,the only 1 who ILIKE mor thn u is MY DARLING MASTER DRACOA :heart:

,,sho I luv like nooother

He is thE sexESt man A LIve n he BRINggs me sooooo much PLSURE, :devil:

,,....WEG

Pixie · Jan 10, 2003

zipman7 said:
That was exactly what I was going to say!!!

If ~Dream~ wrote the post, it would probably look like this:

<SNIP>

That's a scary talent you have there zip

zipman · Jan 10, 2003

Pixie said:
That's a scary talent you have there zip

Actually, that wasn't my best one. If I had the time, it would have been longer, used more emoticons, referred to how happy she is NOW, and professed that her love was REAL and TRUE and everyone who is making fun of her was a Dom wanna-be and just jealous of her.

Oh yeah, and it would have had at least one or two roflmao's to something she herself had said.

I read too many of her posts on the BDSM forum over the summer!

bad kitty · Jan 10, 2003

zipman7 said:
That was exactly what I was going to say!!!

If ~Dream~ wrote the post, it would probably look like this:

_____________hAPPY bDay Lance, ..I..Hope..it..is..a..GReAT dday,n u hav LOTs of FUNN,,the only 1 who ILIKE mor thn u is MY DARLING MASTER DRACOA ,,sho I luv like nooother

He is thE sexESt man A LIve n he BRINggs me sooooo much PLSURE,,,....WEG

Needs a few more emoticons handsome.

zipman · Jan 10, 2003

bad kitty said:
Needs a few more emoticons handsome.

See the post above yours, sexy

bad kitty · Jan 10, 2003

zipman7 said:
See the post above yours, sexy

I did after I hit submit. And I just have to say I :heart:

you

RawHumor · Jan 10, 2003

I thought Dream belonged to Artful.

bad kitty · Jan 10, 2003

RawHumor said:
I thought Dream belonged to Artful.

She rebelled and found her TRUEest Master.

Poor guy, her deserves something for putting up with her for so long. I woulda bitchslapped her in the first week.

Pixie · Jan 10, 2003

zipman7 said:
Actually, that wasn't my best one. If I had the time, it would have been longer, used more emoticons, referred to how happy she is NOW, and professed that her love was REAL and TRUE and everyone who is making fun of her was a Dom wanna-be and just jealous of her.

Oh yeah, and it would have had at least one or two roflmao's to something she herself had said.

I read too many of her posts on the BDSM forum over the summer!

Well, one of her is enough...

I've lurked on the BDSM forum for a while and I've read more than enough of her posts by now

RawHumor · Jan 10, 2003

Wow.

So she left Art for Lance?

Freya · Jan 10, 2003

RawHumor said:
Wow.

So she left Art for Lance?

No, she's picked up a 22 yr old kid now. Really sweet considering she's like 49 or something.

bad kitty · Jan 10, 2003

Freya2 said:
No, she's picked up a 22 yr old kid now. Really sweet considering she's like 49 or something.

And I heard a rumour that she might be in the same state as Bad Kitty.

I thought she was in Michigan.

Freya · Jan 10, 2003

bad kitty said:
I thought she was in Michigan.

Physical state dear.

freakygirl · Jan 10, 2003

Freya2 said:
Physical state dear.

~Dream~ is reproducing?

Freya · Jan 10, 2003

freakygurl said:
~Dream~ is reproducing?

She's reproduced 4 times already - scary isn't it?

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