happy birthday kyle!

[Killswitch]

No, I just got here in time to see one of the edits you never do, before you re-edited it.

You've never won a thing in your entire life, loser.

I won the night I met you and it didn't pan out. God forbid we actually liked each other.

That would have been a big loss in my column , you Zero.

 

[Freya]

Bullshit, he was Miss Michigan 1984.

I think the pics we saw still had him in those dresses too.

 

[Freya]

I won the night I met you and it didn't pan out. God forbid we actually liked each other.

That would have been a big loss in my column , you Zero.

I never liked you before we met - the chances of that changing were about as high as the odds of you getting an erection.

You should have worn a dress and heels out that night, instead of your 70's issue lumberjack coat - at least then you'd have been worth looking at.

 

[Killswitch]

I never liked you before we met - the chances of that changing were about as high as the odds of you getting an erection.

Then why did you ask me out?

(insert some bullshit after the fact excuse here)

 

[Willie Stroker]

I love bg23's thighs.....

 

[bg23]

Happy birthday Kyle!