happy birthday, chris pratt.

[pointless]

because we don't need another fucking father's day thread and guardians of the galaxy was fucking sweet. also, he got to pretend to have sex with aubrey plaza and yet i just can't make myself hate him.

also, jean-paul sartre is fucking boring, so fuck him. i aint making a damned thread for his dead ass.

 

[Killswitch1]

A bromance?

 

[pointless]

nope. boredom.

 

[Killswitch1]

Must be. Every woman on the planets talking about this knob end and how hot he is.

 

[MNGuy]

Must be. Every woman on the planets talking about this knob end and how hot he is.

My SO said he's gotten a huge ego now that he is a big star and lost all that weight.

 

[yossi]

He'll always be Andy Dwyer first and foremost to me, but I'm gad he's blowing up. He's a good actor and his comedic timing is spot on.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

He's nice to look at and incredibly funny - that's a big win-win.

 

[Garnate]

He's nice to look at and incredibly funny - that's a big win-win.

Not to be a mushy romantic or anything, but I'd tie him down and force him to have all mah babies.