Happy Birthday, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER

[YoursSINSerely]

Happy birthday to the guy who introduced me to Boston, the Red Sox, the Bachelor, American Idol, an at-home PC, and the world of Literotica.

Moreover, you've changed my life forever and I'm so glad that you are in it! After all, you are the one who nicknamed me Babs.

I hope you have a marvelous day and a super productive year ahead of you. Happy, happy birthday, BFW!

 

[ScouriesWorld]

I remember him fondly too babs. Strutting around the ScouriesWorld that time when the boss left him in charge.

His infectious grin...that roguish smile... his sculpted body... the thick mat of hair on his chest... his big... okay maybe it wasn't thaaaat big... more average .... alright small but still...

But he was wonderful! But dear babs you now have to move forward. Yes his murder was a shock to us all but you can't let that one small event ruin the rest of your life.

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babs contemplating the birthday boy...​

 

[Tio_Narratore]

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY,
FREDDIE​

 

[TxRad]

Happy Birthday, Freddie.

Maybe ya need to give old scouries a call. He still thinks you're dead, instead of moving on to a new identity. Poor fella is delusional at best.

 

[Handley_Page]

Many Happy Returns.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

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babs contemplating the birthday boy...​

I was going to offer him a birthday blowjob, but I see that bone is missing.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I was going to offer him a birthday blowjob, but I see that bone is missing.

Good thing it isn't there, Babs; humans are the only primates without a penis bone, so if there were one, this would be violating the Lit rule against bestiality.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Good thing it isn't there, Babs; humans are the only primates without a penis bone, so if there were one, this would be violating the Lit rule against bestiality.

BONE MAN!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

BONE MAN!

At your service, Sweetheart...

 

[Tricialen]

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[TxRad]

BONE MAN!

That's Stone Bone Man.

 

[DG Hear]

Happy Birthday Freddie and many more.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

I was going to offer him a birthday blowjob, but I see that bone is missing

Yes poor old freddie heard that all the time even when he was alive!

However the morgue X-rays prove it was there when he died. Mind you it was fractured. I wonder who stole it? Probably an AHer… I can just see one of those old biddies using the pieces as toothpicks.

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[YoursSINSerely]

I was going to offer him a birthday blowjob, but I see that bone is missing

Yes poor old freddie heard that all the time even when he was alive!

However the morgue X-rays prove it was there when he died. Mind you it was fractured. I wonder who stole it? Probably an AHer… I can just see one of those old biddies using the pieces as toothpicks.

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You are so freakin funny, Jimmie! I'm roaring with laughter and tears are rolling from my eyes. shh. get closer to the screen . . . Don't tell anybody, but that is kind of the way I remember Freddie the last time I saw him.

I did call him this morning to wish him a happy birthday. He was out walking Polo and not in the mood to talk about sex. I think he's starting to lose it on this milestone birthday, cuz who is never in the mood to talk about sex? Not me!

Maybe next year will be his lucky year. C'est la vie (I learned how to say that in the Paris police station after my pick pocket incident.)

 

[scouries]

Yes I’m a day late but what the hell – you’re dead!

So many happy returns (but unless you’re jesus that’s pretty unlikely) [size=+2]freddie![/size] You were the man…

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And yes I sorta get the toothpicks in your dick. They were probably put there by the mortician as part of your preparation.

But can somebody please explain the life saver?​