It WAS a birthday cake! Oh, have a wonderful day, Ally. You made one of my favourite ever threads here, and for that and your forthcoming nuptials with 1HF we dwindling band of aesthetes thank you most sincerely.
You're precious and hilarious and thoughtful and kind and malevolent and the right amount of evil and I think you're terrific. I hope this birthday is at least an eighth as awesome as you are. Any more than that would be illegal in most countries.