Happy (belated) birthday to AmberLGreen 🥳

[AmberLGreen]

I'm not wishing you happy birthday again.

Although, I didn't wish you happy birthday the first time...

I love your consistency

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My inbox seems to be missing a birthday dick pic!

Actually it is also missing a Christmas, New year and Valentines dick pic. You are seriously slacking

I skyped you like 10. I think I am blocked.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I skyped you like 10. I think I am blocked.

My Skype is set up to only accept masturbation videos

 

[Mo_Bandy]

My Skype is set up to only accept masturbation videos

Just wait until I sober up. You are in big trouble.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Just wait until I sober up. You are in big trouble.

Guess I won’t be getting in trouble for a very long time

 

[mickyp123]

My inbox seems to be missing a birthday dick pic!

Actually it is also missing a Christmas, New year and Valentines dick pic. You are seriously slacking

Thats because of a new Lit algorithm, none of the hundreds of pics sent contained dick's big enough so were rejected, but you had lots of dick's thinking about you.

 

[mickyp123]

Happy Belated Birthday, Amber. Hope the day was great and the next trip around the sun is the best yet.

For a second i thought that was a pair of Ambers anti rape knickers

 

[AmberLGreen]

For a second i thought that was a pair of Ambers anti rape knickers

You won’t find anything that prickly inside my knickers

 

[mickyp123]

You won’t find anything that prickly inside my knickers

Smooth answer

 

[Neanderthal247]

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[MedicalMuse]

Happy Birthday @AmberLGreen

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Happy birthday, Amber! Nice to see you

 

[fsa52]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AMBER!

 

[mynameisben]

Happy Birthday, Amber. Sorry I missed it.

Did I set the Belated record?


-Ben