Happy 70th Birthday sr71plt

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Even though I kid you a lot, sr71plt, I just wanted to wish you a happy 70th birthday.

Happy 70th Birthday. I'd write your name, but I don't know it, other than Ace.

So, what, you were born in 1939? Is that the year the Wizard of Oz was made? Somewhere over the rainbow. Wow, that explains a lot, huh, and answers many questions why you are the way you are, kind of odd.

Oh, thank you, Sarahhh just whispered in my ear that your name is Todd. Befitting that you'd be Odd Todd.

Anyway, no matter, Happy 70th Birthday Odd Todd, better known as sr71plt.

Damn, I only hope 33 years from now, when I'm 70-years-old that I'll still be interested in writing about sex. Way to go Odd Todd, sr71plt. Happy 70th Birthday to you.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Even though I kid you a lot, sr71plt, I just wanted to wish you a happy 70th birthday.

Happy 70th Birthday. I'd write your name, but I don't know it, other than Ace.

So, what, you were born in 1939? Is that the year the Wizard of Oz was made? Somewhere over the rainbow. Wow, that explains a lot, huh, and answers many questions why you are the way you are, kind of odd.

Oh, thank you, Sarahhh just whispered in my ear that your name is Todd. Befitting that you'd be Odd Todd.

Anyway, no matter, Happy 70th Birthday Odd Todd, better known as sr71plt.

Damn, I only hope 33 years from now, when I'm 70-years-old that I'll still be interested in writing about sex. Way to go Odd Todd, sr71plt. Happy 70th Birthday to you.

 

[sr71plt]

I'll be 62 my next birthday. But thanks for the good wishes.

 

[stephen55]

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Black bird singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
all your life
you were only waiting for this moment to be free

Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night.

Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise,
You were only waiting for this moment to arise,
You were only waiting for this moment to arise


Happy Birthday!!

Straighten up and fly right!!

 

[sr71plt]

As I noted on another posting of this, I'll be 62 when my next birthday comes up. And if I get to 70, I'll be happy to celebrate that too. Freddie is just being Freddie on this thread.

I'm delighted to know that I irritate him this much--it's precious revenge for how I feel about his posting personality (as sick as it is).

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

As I noted on another posting of this, I'll be 62 when my next birthday comes up. And if I get to 70, I'll be happy to celebrate that too. Freddie is just being Freddie on this thread.

I'm delighted to know that I irritate him this much--it's precious revenge for how I feel about his posting personality (as sick as it is).

C'mon, don't be shy. Admit your age. Really, you don't look 70, kind of, not really, actually, you look older.

Happy 70th birthday, Odd Todd, you old timer, you.

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

Damn, I only hope 33 years from now, when I'm 70-years-old that I'll still be interested in writing about sex. Way to go Odd Todd, sr71plt. Happy 70th Birthday to you.

Fuck you Goldsberry, you're damn near 60 at least. You graduated college in '72.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Fuck you Goldsberry, you're damn near 60 at least. You graduated college in '72.

Here comes all the alts. You gotta love this site. Hey, whose sock puppet are you?

Actually, Goldsberry was my mother's maiden name, the one that I used professionally. Thanks for noticing.

Yes, you're right, I graduated college the same year I was born, in 1972. The next year, I earned my PhD. at Harvard or was it MIT, I forget.

Anyway, by the time I was 5-years-old, I discovered that you're a mutated form of DNA from one of the regular AH members. Is it Ace or DB? Which?

Well, it's been nice chatting with you. Take care and have a nice day. It's too bad the real you doesn't have the balls to come out in person, instead of sending out the sock puppet.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

I'll be 62 my next birthday. But thanks for the good wishes.

Happy 70th birthday to you sr71plt. Happy 70th birthday to you sr71plt. Happy birthday, sr71plt, happy birthday, happy birthday to you, sr71plt, Odd Todd.

 

[sr71plt]

As for me, as I have noted before, the only other account I have here is Shabbu, which I have because I coauthor stories here under that name.

I'm confident that those who read the forum regularly can see that I don't bother to go to another name to post what I think.

I know that's hard for you to fathom, Freddie, coming from LaLa land and all. That's your problem, though (well, one of many ).

Thanks for revealing yourself once more through this thread. It's a real laugh too to find out that you're as old as I am. That makes my day--thanks Swarmy. (And obviously the age thing bothers you a whole lot more than it does me.)

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Happy Birthday Old Sod!

 

[Epmd607]

Anyone can read a passage from Scouries, Sarahhh, and BFW. They are one author. BFW was just the Survivor personality.

 

[sr71plt]

Happy Birthday Old Sod!

Thanks. Not my birthday, of course. But I'll save this for the day when it gets here.

 

[Smarmy_and_Sappe]

Here comes all the alts. You gotta love this site. Hey, whose sock puppet are you?

Actually, Goldsberry was my mother's maiden name, the one that I used professionally. Thanks for noticing.

Yes, you're right, I graduated college the same year I was born, in 1972. The next year, I earned my PhD. at Harvard or was it MIT, I forget.

Anyway, by the time I was 5-years-old, I discovered that you're a mutated form of DNA from one of the regular AH members. Is it Ace or DB? Which?

Well, it's been nice chatting with you. Take care and have a nice day. It's too bad the real you doesn't have the balls to come out in person, instead of sending out the sock puppet.

Fucking lying piece of shit. I saw your LinkedIn profile dipshit. You graduated college in 72. I happen to know that you like faux fur coats as well.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Fucking lying piece of shit. I saw your LinkedIn profile dipshit. You graduated college in 72. I happen to know that you like faux fur coats as well.

Actually, you're correct about my college graduation date. I've already told you that. As soon as I was born, I graduated college (lol). What don't you understand. I admitted to what you wrote. Yes, as soon as I was born (lol), they gave me my college degree.

From there, I started research at the Think Tanks in Cambridge, Mass. It was an inconvenience and quite embarrassing, when I was working, thinking, actually, about a tough solution to a problem and my Nanny had to change my diaper. Imagine how embarrassed I was.

As far as the faux fur, there are more than one Frederick Goldsberry's out there, moron (lol).

Hey, what do I expect from a sock puppet. They don't have a brain, just the one eye.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Ace, I'm sorry. I tried. I guess no one gives a shit about your birthday, just as no one gives a shit about your stories, or your E-books, for that matter.

I've been trying to stop people walking by the thread to sign your birthday card but the all say the same things.

"Who? sr71plt? Who's that?"

Or they'll say.

"I never liked him. He's smug. He's pompous. He's a blowhard."

I think they may be correct about the last one, huh, you do like to blow.

I keep trying to get people to sign your card. I tried taking up a collect to buy a present, but I only collected eleven cents. Dark Boy gave me a penny and TxRad gave me a dime.

Scouries gave me a twenty and Sarahh gave me a ten, but I pocketed the money. I'm going to give it to the homeless shelter in your name. Do you have any idea how much food $30 buys? I know.

Happy 70th Birthday sr71plt.

Oh, wait, here comes more Literotica people. Hey, it's sr71plt's 70th birthday. Can you sign his card?

"Fuck him. I hope he dies. We hate him."

Sorry, they, uhm, said they were in a hurry, but would sign your card on the way back.

 

[sr71plt]

Enjoy your fantasy, Freddie. I know you have so little in life to enjoy. (other than maybe that faux fur I've been hearing about)

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Well, this really sucks. I've been walking all over everywhere trying to find someone to sign sr71plt's 70th birthday card.

Everyone hates the guy. His own mother told me that she wished she had an abortion. Can you imagine her saying that about her only child?

Wow.

Then, she grabbed my package. Gees, like mother like son. Neither of them can keep their hands off me. I mean, I am rather good looking and modest, too.

Oh, here comes someone.

"Hi, can you sign sr71plt's 70th birthday card?"

"No, the man is terrible to work with. He's a fraud and a phony. He thinks he's superior to everyone."

"Well, thanks anyway, Selena."

Sorry, Odd Todd. I tried. Hey, do you want the eleven cents I collected for your gift or should I just buy you a piece of bumble gum? Do you have a favorite color? Pink? I should have known that. Here you go. Here's a piece of pink bubble gum for you 70th birthday. Enjoy.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Anyone can read a passage from Scouries, Sarahhh, and BFW. They are one author. BFW was just the Survivor personality.

God, am I that transparent? Gees. You got me. Yes, I am Scouries, Sarahhh, Bostonfictionwriter and you, too, I dare say.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Happy Birthday Old Sod!

He's just being shy. Today is his birthday, his 70th birthday. He doesn't look his age, does he.

Shh, I know, he looks wicked old. Actually, I thought he was 80. He's 90-year-old mother looks younger than he does. Only, she wouldn't even sign his card. She told me that she wished she had an abortion. Can you imagine that? Wow.

Oh, hi, sr71plt, I didn't know you were standing there. How long were you standing there? Oh, just got here. No, I was just saying how you don't look your age. Nope. You don't look a day older than 69. You mother said, fuck you, I mean, good luck to you on your 70th birthday.

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Enjoy your fantasy, Freddie. I know you have so little in life to enjoy. (other than maybe that faux fur I've been hearing about)

Actually, it's a coyote. I love it. It looks like the real thing. And it's so warm. Besides, I'm being kind to animals by not buying the real thing. A real coyote fur would cost me about $4,000. I only paid $300 for this. Maybe I should take it off now, though. I am a little bit warm.

Happy 70th Birthday. I'm still trying to find someone, anyone to sign your card, but no one wants to sign it, not even Selena. Go figure. How's that piece of pink bubble gum I gave you for your birthday? Good?

 

[BOSTONFICTIONWRITER]

Enjoy your fantasy, Freddie. I know you have so little in life to enjoy. (other than maybe that faux fur I've been hearing about)

To be honest, Ace, I have more creativity and talent in my baby finger than you have in your whole head.

We can do this dance for as long as you like or you could just leave me the fuck alone. It's your choice. You're the pain in my ass.

We can call a truce right here or we can continue this. This is what I like to do, my friend, tell stories.

Yep, I'm the guy who has written more words on this site than any other author, including the great SamuelX.

I won't make another post if you just not ever refer to me again. You agree never to write the initials BFW, even though the last time you wrote them you wrote them as TFW, weird spelling error for such a successful published author of F-Books, sorry, E-books.

 

[MzDeviancy]

haha I saw this and thought wow, scouries is actually being kind and considerate for a change. Shoulda known better eh?

Well, happy 70th bday when it does roll around in 8 or so years!

 

[sr71plt]

Sure. Just drop the eleven cents in the basket of the soup kitchen you say you volunteer at--I'm sure they will be just as happy to see that as the $5,000 you claimed some anonymous donor sent you three years ago when you didn't win the suvivor's contest.

 

[CharleyH]

Thanks. Not my birthday, of course. But I'll save this for the day when it gets here.

I'm sure we all have a bit of dementia going on, so ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY before I forget!