Hanns' Lit Tricks

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Whatever.

 

[Rex1960]

Whatever.

DCL - you've impressed me one more time

How did you scan Hanns mirror ??

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I live behind mirrors, like Michael J. Pollard in "Lost in Space". Danger, danger.

 

[sunstruck]

Beware the Jaberwock my son.

 

[sexy-girl]

LOL at the pic

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Whatever, Dude.

 

[sexy-girl]

You're doing good.

Holding out well.

im not ignoring you ... i've never ignored anyone at literotica ... i just only reply to things when someone says something worthwhile

 

[Guest]

 

[Prince Romeo]

Nice pic Dixon. But I use my whole body. Don't tell anyone though cuz I'm going to patent the routine on total body masturbation.


I'll be back in a sec (go'in to look up patents)
.................................................................................................................................................


I'm in luck. There was only one other masturbation patent related to body parts. It was oral masturbation registered to some guy by the name of: "Look ma, no hans".

 

[lickerish]

That lickerish, although has some Goth qualities about her which should be made illegal....the slut does need a boning. She would most definately benefit from some Hanns protein strategically squirted up her.

If having some strategically placed holes around my body makes me *goth* then lock me up and throw away the key. And baby?.. the only protein that be passed around will be the juice from my goblin cock that I've shoved down your insignificant pie hole.

Now, will someone please pass me a bone? This slut seems to have lost her chew toy

Oh, one more thing... I would like to know when, in your sleazy ass dreams, did I ever PM you about 'man troubles'? You. Wish.


Have nice day.. buh bye

 

[p_p_man]

I live behind mirrors, like Michael J. Pollard in "Lost in Space". Danger, danger.

Was that a film or a TV show?

ppman

 

[p_p_man]

im not ignoring you ... i've never ignored anyone at literotica ... i just only reply to things when someone says something worthwhile

I don't ignore him either sexy-girl...

He's such an easy target to force into involuntary meltdown. That's why he hasn't been around much in the last few days...

He was busy licking his wounds after he met the 'heavyweights' for the first time...

ppman

 

[Guest]

 

[freakygirl]

and yet another list I didn't make..

 

[Ladybird]

Sob... I'm shattered.

I didn't make Miss Australia either. I don't know what I'm doing wrong..

 

[lickerish]

you make my list babycakes

 

[freakygirl]

Licky

You just wanna see me naked.

 

[lilrosie lips]

Lists??

We don't need no stinking lists.

 

[lickerish]

wouldn't hurt my night any hon

 

[freakygirl]

wouldn't hurt my night any hon

You are sick..

You know that right?

 

[lickerish]

Really? Well, I *was* throwing up a little this weekend.. but overall I thought I was feeling just fine

Please girlfriend, you've seen *me* naked. Can't get much worse than that.

 

[freakygirl]

I replied to your email

And you are sexy as hell.. don't argue with me.

 

[Starfish]

This slut seems to have lost her chew toy

S'right here baby...


hand's her some *fish pussy*