HALLOWEEN'S Haven of Horror Hotties

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It's Horror movie month!

And, for me, that means a trip down naked memory lane. As a young boy (according to Lit Rules I was 18 or older ) I quickly learned that a great source of nudity was HBO--skin flicks and horror movies offered all the Wet T-shirt Contests, Skinny Dipping, Shower, Striptease, Locker room, and Sex Scenes my young (18 or older ) mind could imagine.

Join me now in remembering hot nude scenes from the past horror movies . . .

 

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Up first is the great Pamela Susan Shoop from Halloween II. I still think she has the hottest pair of breasts in a movie I've ever seen. Needless to say, Young Hotwords (18 or older ) wore out his VHS copy of this particular moment in the film.

 

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Never to be outdone, the illustrious PJ Soles from Halloween. John Carpenter (director) was shy about this nude scene and told her she could enter the frame with her shirt buttoned, but PJ insisted on letting them fly because more boobs equals more screen time. PJ, I love you

 

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Never to be outdone, the illustrious PJ Soles from Halloween. John Carpenter (director) was shy about this nude scene and told her she could enter the frame with her shirt buttoned, but PJ insisted on letting them fly because more boobs equals more screen time. PJ, I love you

“See anything you liiiiiiiiike?”

 

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Of course this life changing moment came from Kirsten Baker, courtesy of Friday the 13th Part II. The first time I saw a full-frontal nude woman. I remember sticking my eyes as close to the TV screen as possible wondering where her penis was. But you understand, of course, that I was only 18 yrs. or older

 

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“See anything you liiiiiiiiike?”

As a matter of fact, I did and still do!!!!

 

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Was P.J. Soles the “Aunt Jemima treatment” one or the “you broke my force field” one?

 

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Was P.J. Soles the “Aunt Jemima treatment” one or the “you broke my force field” one?

Aunt Jemima. Good call.

 

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Was P.J. Soles the “Aunt Jemima treatment” one or the “you broke my force field” one?

Aunt Jem.

 

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Sean Young was the real horror story though. Created the template by which Katherine Heigl blew up her own career

 

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"Joey" was one of the luckiest Bastards in horror movie history. He starred in the best nude scenes of both Nightmare on Elm Street 3 & 4!

What a lucky Prick!

 

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Believe it or not, I actually rented this movie once because it showed the girl in the shower on the back cover. It was a letdown to say the least.
Damn you, Jack Frost!

This is also something future generations will never have to experience.
Just like how our parents had to walk uphill, both ways, in the snow to school, we used to have to go hunting for porn.
It wasn't delivered to our bedrooms.
Damn kids today!

 

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Of course, you ladies always get the short end of the dick when it comes to horror movies.
The dreaded cock is almost nowhere to be seen--probably because us guys, when growing up (who are 18 or older ) might get a boner if we see a penis in movies.
And then what are we supposed to do? Wonder if we're gay?

Anyway, one of the few frontal dudity scenes I'm aware of is when David Naughton whipped out his American "Werewolf" while in London.

 

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Excuse me while I follow the fuck out of this thread. Lots of great ones so far.

Also, Debi Sue Voorhees from Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning. Easily the most times I've wacked to a non-porn over the years.

HELL YES!!!!

 

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Great idea for a thread.

 

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Who could forget this scene from Savage Streets...

 

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Alyssa Milano in the award winning Embrace of The Vampire circa 1995.

It may be stretching the definition of "horror film", but...vampires and boobs!

 

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Book of Shadows...stat!

 

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Linda Blair grew up wonderfully. She got naked quite a lot during the Savage Streets/prison movie years. She's a lifelong crush. Totally beautiful AND an animal philanthropist. That's a weird quirk with me. If I know they're genuinely awesome, good-hearted people it makes me want them more. Go figure.

HOLY PAZUZU!!! I didn't know she popped out her Merrins!
Now she's making my head spin!

 

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LB...pin up style.

 

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The Amazingly Busty Adrienne Barbeau didn't flaunt her ferocious funbags in The Fog.
She didn't uncrate her crazy creatures in Creepshow.
But she did (thankfully) swing out her sweltering swoopers in Swamp Thing.

And I think that ought to count!

 

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More Linda Blair. Has to be done. I hope you guys understand.

EDIT: Pic was huge, sorry. Here's a link instead.

http://i.imgur.com/yUwkid9.jpg

I understand completely. My dick just finished yelling at me for not knowing these images existed. Just think of all the years of jerking off to these I have to catch up on now!

P.s. I've met Linda Blair in person, she is sweet.

 

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So awesome you got to meet her. I'll bet she's cool indeed.

Also, you're welcome.

More of Ms. Boobeau. http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Adrienne_Barbeau

Nice! Again, I thought her only nudity was in Swamp Thing. That's what's good about Lit--you learn stuff!

 

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Another classic, Leanna Quigley in Return of the Living Dead. She is nude for about 75% of the movie. And the movie is WAY better than it has any right to be--love it!