HALLOWEEN'S Haven of Horror Hotties

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It's Horror movie month!

And, for me, that means a trip down naked memory lane. As a young boy (according to Lit Rules I was 18 or older ;)) I quickly learned that a great source of nudity was HBO--skin flicks and horror movies offered all the Wet T-shirt Contests, Skinny Dipping, Shower, Striptease, Locker room, and Sex Scenes my young (18 or older ;)) mind could imagine.

Join me now in remembering hot nude scenes from the past horror movies . . .
 
https://66.media.tumblr.com/949fdc7623f50389977d1ca5f50a790e/tumblr_pzar2zKuCq1wyq49so1_400.gifv
https://66.media.tumblr.com/cedbd625ffaff8491ba0f8cfe5f0ebbe/tumblr_pzar2zKuCq1wyq49so2_400.gifv

Of course this life changing moment came from Kirsten Baker, courtesy of Friday the 13th Part II. The first time I saw a full-frontal nude woman. I remember sticking my eyes as close to the TV screen as possible wondering where her penis was. But you understand, of course, that I was only 18 yrs. or older ;)
 
Was P.J. Soles the “Aunt Jemima treatment” one or the “you broke my force field” one?
 
Sean Young was the real horror story though. Created the template by which Katherine Heigl blew up her own career
 
https://66.media.tumblr.com/bd06acc7be7da7929f5e64bc61d4474f/tumblr_pzaoggx7bM1wyq49so3_500.gifv

Believe it or not, I actually rented this movie once because it showed the girl in the shower on the back cover. It was a letdown to say the least.
Damn you, Jack Frost!

This is also something future generations will never have to experience.
Just like how our parents had to walk uphill, both ways, in the snow to school, we used to have to go hunting for porn.
It wasn't delivered to our bedrooms.
Damn kids today!
 
https://66.media.tumblr.com/0a82502975af01cb899e511f3ba8b543/tumblr_pzbwokfVVF1wyq49so1_400.gifv

Of course, you ladies always get the short end of the dick when it comes to horror movies.
The dreaded cock is almost nowhere to be seen--probably because us guys, when growing up (who are 18 or older ;)) might get a boner if we see a penis in movies.
And then what are we supposed to do? Wonder if we're gay? :D

Anyway, one of the few frontal dudity scenes I'm aware of is when David Naughton whipped out his American "Werewolf" while in London.
 
Linda Blair grew up wonderfully. She got naked quite a lot during the Savage Streets/prison movie years. She's a lifelong crush. Totally beautiful AND an animal philanthropist. That's a weird quirk with me. If I know they're genuinely awesome, good-hearted people it makes me want them more. Go figure.

https://www.peeperz.com/wp-content/uploads/Linda-Blair-Nude-Oui-Magazine-1.jpg

HOLY PAZUZU!!! I didn't know she popped out her Merrins!
Now she's making my head spin!
 
More Linda Blair. Has to be done. I hope you guys understand.

EDIT: Pic was huge, sorry. Here's a link instead.

http://i.imgur.com/yUwkid9.jpg

I understand completely. My dick just finished yelling at me for not knowing these images existed. Just think of all the years of jerking off to these I have to catch up on now!

P.s. I've met Linda Blair in person, she is sweet.
 
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