Halloween

[ffreak]

Of course, Perdita. It was the background that threw me.

p.s. I like Herb Albert's variation.

 

[Medieval-Man]

Thanks again Perdita, and don't worry, I only like puns every once in a while. I do have parallel, by the way, and well, her name is Tori, but that's another story.

I hope everyone here has a good evening, work calls soon

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Quasimodem... that was beautiful... Puns like that are things I always cherish... *hug*

OK, you won me over to your side with that one. I'm a sucker for young guys who are not afraid to hug men as well as women left and right.

 

[Vincent E]

Dr. M I wonder how few know what St. Swithen's really means, isn;t it great how pretty that word is... and what ir really means? Okay ,for non-English Majors, Swither was the word for "Fuck" in Chauser's time, and it was the bad way of saying it, and "Fuck" was the polite way.-Meddy

Go swither yourself.

Swither you.

Un-swithering-believable

Swither off.

Swither!

No wonder they changed it. Now if Perdita and I can just get pre-cum changed to something else. How about pre-swither?

By the way, is there any truth to the story that the F-word originally stood for "For unlawful carnal knowledge," or is that just a medeival urban legend?

 

[Guest]

I just recalled a character in Byron's "Don Juan". I think the spelling is Lady Fitz-Foulke. But Byron knew it would properly be pronounced Fitz-Fuck. I love him for that.

Perdita

re. pre-cum, I'd like to know what the stuff was called before that term came to be in use. I certainly don't recall hearing the word more than recently.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Dear Dr M,
Are you going to dust off "Mom's Submarine Anal Birthday Surprise" to make it halloweenish? If you do, I'll adapt "Mom and Me" for the event. I think I'd need to change about four words.
MG

MG,
believe the opus in question is already multi-Holiday- Competition-Ready. There are mentions in there of the Fourth of July, President's Day, Christmas, and Arbor Day. You just have to delete the irrelevent holidays and that baby's good to go, hot to trot, a hooter on a scooter, &c, &c.


---dr.M.

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by dr_mabeuse MG,
believe the opus in question is already multi-Holiday- Competition-Ready. There are mentions in there of the Fourth of July, President's Day, Christmas, and Arbor Day. You just have to delete the irrelevent holidays and that baby's good to go, hot to trot, a hooter on a scooter, &c, &c..

Dear Dr M,
You should formally enter it in the Halloween competition. It deserves a wider readership. I'm not sure there's room for MSABS and "Me and Mom" in the same competition.
MG

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Go swither yourself.

By the way, is there any truth to the story that the F-word originally stood for "For unlawful carnal knowledge," or is that just a medeival urban legend?

Sure it's true. Likewise "Shit" is an acronym for "Sure Hate Its Taste".


---dr.M.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Oh, Mab., you competitive demon, you . As I said to another intime the other day - Please please don't be cynical, it's somewhere in the area of heartbreak for me.

"cordially", Perdita

Well you read a Christmas story that involves some guy boning his boss' wife at the office party you do start to wonder just what this has to do with the spirit of Christmas.


---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

and other delightful acronyms

Sure it's true. Likewise "Shit" is an acronym for "Sure Hate Its Taste".


---dr.M.

Earl, please change your av. I am getting the creeps. (was going to write willies, but then I realized what a mess that would be)

b

 

[MathGirl]

Re: and other delightful acronyms

(was going to write willies, but then I realized what a mess that would be)

Hiya, Bridget,
Good thinking. That word is best left to the Sons of Onan.
MG

 

[Guest]

Willies

Earl, please change your av. I am getting the creeps.

Bee: I have a tee that reads "Giselle gives me the Willies".

In "Giselle", the romantic (vs. classical) ballet, willies* are the spirits of virgins who died betrayed by men. They haunt the forest at night and any man who comes upon them gets danced to death.

So that's what willies is for me. Hope this helps, though I too wish Earl would change his AV.

Perdita

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* pr. vee-lee's

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . virgins . . . haunt the. . . night . . . any man . . . gets danced to death. . .

But that really only happens at Wedding Receptions! Right?

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by Quasimodem But that really only happens at Wedding Receptions! Right?

Dear Quaz,
A virgin at a wedding reception? What a novel concept.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Willies

Bee: I have a tee that reads "Giselle gives me the Willies".

In "Giselle", the romantic (vs. classical) ballet, willies* are the spirits of virgins who died betrayed by men. They haunt the forest at night and any man who comes upon them gets danced to death.

So that's what willies is for me. Hope this helps, though I too wish Earl would change his AV.

Perdita

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* pr. vee-lee's

We call them veelas...

Svenskaflicka
Harry Potter Obsessionée

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Willies

We call them veelas...

Well you would, wouldn't you.

Perdy

 

[Svenskaflicka]

In Swedish, it's vilie. Pl. = vilier.

 

[ffreak]

Gives a new slant to vilify.

So if a guy tries to vilify somone else at Lit, does that mean he is showing his willie? And what does it mean when a gal tries to vilify somone?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

According to my bible, (Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire), when a veela gets close to a man, he becomes desperate to impress her, and he wants to do anything to please her.

I think that is what vilify means. To turn a man into your sex slave.

Gosh. My best friend M is a veela! I gotta tell her. She'll love hearing that! She likes HP, too.

 

[BardsLady]

Halloween Contest

Okay, what are the requirements for the writing contests? Is there anything specific I need to do, other than make it related to Halloween?

BardsLady

 

[jfinn]

Dear Quaz,
A virgin at a wedding reception? What a novel concept.
MG

MG,

There's usually one. She's called the flower girl.

Jayne

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . There's usually one. She's called the flower girl. Jayne

THAT's what you call them

And the little boy is the ringworm bearer, right

 

[Guest]

Lend me your ear while I call you a fool.
You were kissed by a witch one night in the wood,
and later insisted your feelings were true.
The witch's promise was coming,
believing he listened while laughing you flew.

Leaves falling red, yellow, brown, all are the same,
and the love you have found lay outside in the rain.
Washed clean by the water but nursing its pain.
The witch's promise was coming, and you're looking elsewhere for your own selfish gain.

Keep looking, keep looking for somewhere to be,
well, you're wasting your time, they're not stupid like he is. Meanwhile leaves are still falling, you're too blind to see.

You won't find it easy now, it's only fair.
He was willing to give to you, you didn't care.
You're waiting for more but you've already had your share. The witch's promise is turning, so don't you wait up for him, he's going to be late.