Halloween

[TheEarl]

Just noting the competitions that are available (and continuing on my plan to finally get a story finished in time for one of them). One of the things you can do for the Halloween contest is 'scary stuff.' Does that mean that you could submit anything that would fit in the erotic horror section?

The Earl

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Erotic Horror, Humour & Satire, Non-Human...

 

[Chicklet]

I think that erotic horror is probably (mho) the most appropriate for the holiday. I love reading spooky stuff 'round hallowe'en.

 

[Quasimodem]

I guess I could write about one of my old psychotic girlfriends , but I wouldn't know whether to catagorize it under Non Human, or Extreme

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I thought we'd hammered out the basic Holiday Contest strategy: you write an erotic story that happens at a party. Then, by changing the nature of the party, you're set for Halloween, Xmas, Valentine's, Guy Fawkes', St. Swithen's, you name it. You just change the color of the decorations.

---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

Oh, Mab., you competitive demon, you . As I said to another intime the other day - Please please don't be cynical, it's somewhere in the area of heartbreak for me.

"cordially", Perdita

 

[The_Fool]

Just noting the competitions that are available (and continuing on my plan to finally get a story finished in time for one of them). One of the things you can do for the Halloween contest is 'scary stuff.' Does that mean that you could submit anything that would fit in the erotic horror section?

The Earl

*L* I've got a Halloween story I've been trying to finish for five fucking years. Maybe this year will be the one...

 

[Medieval-Man]

I thought we'd hammered out the basic Holiday Contest strategy: you write an erotic story that happens at a party. Then, by changing the nature of the party, you're set for Halloween, Xmas, Valentine's, Guy Fawkes', St. Swithen's, you name it. You just change the color of the decorations.

---dr.M.

Dr. M I wonder how few know what St. Swithen's really means, isn;t it great how pretty that word is... and what ir really means? Okay ,for non-English Majors, Swither was the word for "Fuck" in Chauser's time, and it was the bad way of saying it, and "Fuck" was the polite way.

I had to write this, I just love that word, because back when I was a freshman, no english teacher could bust me for "go Swither yourself!"

-Meddy

 

[Guest]

Hey, Meddy, you become more cool with each post. Glad you're here. I was an English major who never learned the meaning of swither.

thanks, Perdita

 

[Medieval-Man]

Well like I admit, I'm 18, my mom's the English Professor, so, eh, it grew on me. Fun thing about her though, is she's basically a 17 year old, stuck in a 44 year olds body, she's about as immature as my friends, which can be fun, so she tells me all the great bad words of the 15th century and so forth.

Meddy

PS. I have not had my jaw drop as far as it did when I saw all the authors you are fans of, I wish I had the drive to read as much as you Perdita

 

[Guest]

Well like I admit, I'm 18, my mom's the English Professor, so, eh, it grew on me. Fun thing about her though, is she's basically a 17 year old, stuck in a 44 year olds body...

Ah ha! That's what my sons think of me, only I've got a decade on your mum. How great that you can appreciate her medieval lewdness.

Perdita

 

[destinie21]

Well like I admit, I'm 18, my mom's the English Professor, so, eh, it grew on me. Fun thing about her though, is she's basically a 17 year old, stuck in a 44 year olds body, she's about as immature as my friends, which can be fun, so she tells me all the great bad words of the 15th century and so forth.

Meddy









disputatious
I'm also fond of theadverb (disputatiously
and the noun ( disputatiousness

 

[Medieval-Man]

Ah ha! That's what my sons think of me, only I've got a decade on your mum. How great that you can appreciate her medieval lewdness.

Perdita

You know, other than my mom you are the only other one... I would introduce you two, but then Literotica would pop up and well... I love the site, I just know how my mom would react, "Dylan! You write SMUT?! Good job" (And sadly I'd just rather keep it secretive, especially from Rachel, my dear girlfriend who is 110% innocent (and I don't mind not having a pace at all in the relationship ^_^))

With fond feelings for you all
Meddy

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well like I admit, I'm 18

Ohmagawd! Earl, look! Someone's who's even younger than YOU!!!!

 

[Quasimodem]

Ohmagawd! Earl, look! Someone's who's even younger than YOU!!!!

Actually, Flicka, there are several.


It's just that few have grown tall enough to reach the keyboard, yet.

I know. Swither Ado!

 

[MathGirl]

I thought we'd hammered out the basic Holiday Contest strategy: you write an erotic story that happens at a party. Then, by changing the nature of the party, you're set for Halloween, Xmas, Valentine's, Guy Fawkes', St. Swithen's, you name it. You just change the color of the decorations.

Dear Dr M,
Are you going to dust off "Mom's Submarine Anal Birthday Surprise" to make it halloweenish? If you do, I'll adapt "Mom and Me" for the event. I think I'd need to change about four words.
MG

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . Are you going to dust off "Mom's Submarine Anal Birthday Surprise" to make it halloweenish? . . .

Not for Halloween!

A Christmas Goose, maybe

Butt I can think of nothing like it in the anals of Halloween

 

[The_Fool]

Not for Halloween!

A Christmas Goose, maybe

Butt I can think of nothing like it in the anals of Halloween

*groan*

 

[Medieval-Man]

Quasimodem... that was beautiful... Puns like that are things I always cherish... *hug*

 

[TheEarl]

Ohmagawd! Earl, look! Someone's who's even younger than YOU!!!!

Wow. I'm technically senior to someone. Welcome to Lit Med. I've been away for a couple of days, so I missed your entrance, but from reading back you seem like good fun.

I wonder if Medieval Man is the same kind of 18 that I was when I first joined Lit.

The Earl

 

[Medieval-Man]

Wow. I'm technically senior to someone. Welcome to Lit Med. I've been away for a couple of days, so I missed your entrance, but from reading back you seem like good fun.

I wonder if Medieval Man is the same kind of 18 that I was when I first joined Lit.

The Earl

Same kind of 18? Hm, well you'll have to elaborate, but who knows? 'Might be.

*Still chuckles at that pun and smiles at Quasi's humor*

-Meddy

 

[Guest]

*Still chuckles at that pun and smiles at Quasi's humor*

Ah, Medi, my first disappoint in you. But then you're still somewhat fresh to language skills (vs. Quasi who has an OCD w/puns).

Now if you take to Earl's humor, uh, humour, I'll really be heartbroken.

ta, Perdita

 

[ffreak]

Perdita is right (as usual). Welcome aboard dear Med, you'll fit in just fine. From which century do you prefer reference?

(Hmm... Med, is that our insistance on reducing keystrokes - ha, right, like I let anything cause me to type fewer words - or is it some kind of internal thing about wishing we were 18 again and living La Vida Loca at Club Med? How's that for time span?)

Perdita, which dance step is that?

 

[MathGirl]

I wonder if Medieval Man is the same kind of 18 that I was when I first joined Lit.

Dear Earl,
I doubt that very much. You were non pariel.
MG

 

[Guest]

Perdita, which dance step is that?

The Habanera of course.


Edited to add: I think Medi is nonpareil also; the best kind of lads and gents. - Perdita