Halloween Support Thread

[Aliyahlovinsex]

Thanks, Ali. Now tell me, how is "she" pronounced?

Rumple "a casualty in the war against illiteracy" Foreskin

LOL she, silly

like she a woman

she went to the store or are you being sarcastic I'm bad at figuring out that kind of whit.

Shhh-eee

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

LOL she, silly

like she a woman

she went to the store or are you being sarcastic I'm bad at figuring out that kind of whit.

Shhh-eee

Yes, I confess. I was teasing. But I promise on a stack of Victoria's Secret catalogs to never, ever do it again, honest.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Aliyahlovinsex]

Yes, I confess. I was teasing. But I promise on a stack of Victoria's Secret catalogs to never, ever do it again, honest.

Rumple Foreskin

why don't I believe you

 

[Penelope Street]

My compliments to Rob and Rumple.

 

[Penelope Street]

Congratulations RG,Rumply and Penelope Street!

Congratulations to RG, Rumps and Penny.

Congrats, Rob, Rump and Penny!!

WOW - Congrats RG Rumple and Penny ...

Congrats to you winner people & stuff!

Thank you.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Sack, Sack, Sack. How COULD you ever forget the second place finish of Outdoor Angie in the Earth Day contest?

I'm sure your Worm story gave lots of folks some creepy moments; especially if they're into cane pole fishing using worms for bait.

In addition to the writers on your list, here are some of the others who had stories I really enjoyed: Shang, DanielKitten, Ent, and Elizabetht (even though I'm still not sure how to pronounce "Sidhe). There are others, but what passes for my brain is fogged in tonight.

Thanks again to everyone on the Halloween support thread. Og already has the Christmas (winter holiday) support thread cranked up, so I suppose it's time to move over there.

Rumple Foreskin

Congrats Rumply, 'twas a fearsome tale. May you enjoy your prize!

 

[Black Tulip]

Congratulations Rob, Rumple and Penny!

I'm so glad real stories have won.

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/magie/widdsch.gif

 

[oggbashan]

Ashamed?

Is no one going to put in a claim for the last place contest?

Boxlicker appears to be the front-runner unless anyone else declares a low score.

With the number of AH contest stories rated at 4.70 and above this time there appears to be a dearth of entries for last place.

Perhaps I can write 'The Worst Christmas Story Ever' following from my success with 'The Worst Chain Story Ever Ch.01' and show you how a bad story can be written.

Og

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Is no one going to put in a claim for the last place contest?

Boxlicker appears to be the front-runner unless anyone else declares a low score.

With the number of AH contest stories rated at 4.70 and above this time there appears to be a dearth of entries for last place.

Perhaps I can write 'The Worst Christmas Story Ever' following from my success with 'The Worst Chain Story Ever Ch.01' and show you how a bad story can be written.

Og

Og,

Why not start a "Last Place" thread for folks to post their low scoring contenders?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[dreampilot79]

Is no one going to put in a claim for the last place contest?

Boxlicker appears to be the front-runner unless anyone else declares a low score.

With the number of AH contest stories rated at 4.70 and above this time there appears to be a dearth of entries for last place.

Perhaps I can write 'The Worst Christmas Story Ever' following from my success with 'The Worst Chain Story Ever Ch.01' and show you how a bad story can be written.

Og

Og.. I would love to apply .. but I'm skeered that I have no chance... after the final sweep... welll.. my scores came way up!!!!

My low story is now Another Halloween Party.. which was in the dumpster early.. but rebounded to a 4.51 with 142 votes and 25,227 views... methinks I lost over 20 one bombs in the sweep.. cuz it was down around a 4.0.

I can submit that for last.. but I suspect that unless others refuse to claim any shot at it.. I'm stuck in the middle.

 

[moonlight elf]

I don't think I have much of a claim. I'm just here to say CONGRATS to our winners. Penny, Rob, and Rumply. Thank everyone for the great stories. This was fun

Happy Halloween!!!!

~Moonie

 

[dreampilot79]

am I the only claimant? with a 4.51? og.. do I get the honors?

 

[oggbashan]

Is this the lowest AH rating for the contest?

Congratulations to RG, Rumps and Penny.

My story, "The last Piece of Ass" received 50 votes and had a final score of 4.34. That probably won't be anywhere near low enough to win the last place title.

Is Boxlicker101 wishing to claim the coveted last place or are there any other contenders?

Og

 

[Boxlicker101]

Is Boxlicker101 wishing to claim the coveted last place or are there any other contenders?

Og

Despite the efforts of reverse trolls who insisted on dropping five-bombs on this dreary and twisted tail, "Disgusting" in the words of three anonymous critics, I do wish to claimthe coveted booby prize. Thank you for your support, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[dreampilot79]

awwwwwww box.. ya ain't foolin me.. you just want the boobies!

 

[English Lady]

I can't believe such a high score got last place! Congrats box!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

BOXLICKER!​

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The lowest of the lowly​

Atta boy, Boxlicker! Your accomplishment is, well, an accomplishment.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Boxlicker101]

BOXLICKER!​

​

The lowest of the lowly​

Atta boy, Boxlicker! Your accomplishment is, well, an accomplishment.

Rumple Foreskin

Thank you; thank you, everybody, and especially you, Rumps. I can't begin to tell you how much I appreciate this great dishonor that has been bestowed upon me. It was quite a struggle, overcoming the five-bombs and the profuse compliments from some of the most highly regarded authors on this forum.

I would like to extend a special thank-you to Anonymous, who described the story as "Disgusting" and to Anonymous, who described the story as "Agreed, disgusting" and to Anonymous, who described the story as "Sad, sick, not erotic". Had it not been for the efforts of you ladies or gentlemen, and unknown others like you, I would not now be receiving this low dishonor. From the heart of my bottom, I thank you.

 

[hugo_sam]

Thank you; thank you, everybody, and especially you, Rumps. I can't begin to tell you how much I appreciate this great dishonor that has been bestowed upon me. It was quite a struggle, overcoming the five-bombs and the profuse compliments from some of the most highly regarded authors on this forum.

I would like to extend a special thank you to Anonymous, who described the story as "Disgusting" and to Anonymous, who described the story as "Agreed, disgusting" and to Anonymous who described the story as "Sad, sick, not erotic". Had it not been for the efforts of you ladies or gentlemen, and unknown others like you, I would not now be receiving this low dishonor. From the heart of my bottom, I thank you.

Congrats(???) Box, I hope you enjoy your dishonor!

 

[dreampilot79]

box... I extend my congrats.. although you hardly deserved the lowness of the low. You are truly raising the bar of dishonor.

 

[Extreme Bohunk]

Thank you; thank you, everybody, and especially you, Rumps. I can't begin to tell you how much I appreciate this great dishonor that has been bestowed upon me. It was quite a struggle, overcoming the five-bombs and the profuse compliments from some of the most highly regarded authors on this forum.

I would like to extend a special thank-you to Anonymous, who described the story as "Disgusting" and to Anonymous, who described the story as "Agreed, disgusting" and to Anonymous, who described the story as "Sad, sick, not erotic". Had it not been for the efforts of you ladies or gentlemen, and unknown others like you, I would not now be receiving this low dishonor. From the heart of my bottom, I thank you.

Best acceptance speech ever!

 

[oggbashan]

Congratulations, Boxlicker.

You have joined the ranks of the select few who have achieved the notional and entirely illusory prize of this hard-fought contest.

Winning the Last Place (tm) contest brings a placement in the AH Hall of Fame in the unlit basement gallery - entirely appropriate for a Halloween story.

Og

 

[Selena_Kitt]

So whose boobies does he get? <grin>


congrats, Box...!

 

[Honey123]

Box on the Bottom?

Who's on top?

HOw can we do a "Worst Christmas Story?" Oh wait...I have one...one I wrote which I believe was the second ever I submitted to Lit.....Oh, but I think that was in a contest...could that still be considered????

 

[oggbashan]

Box on the Bottom?

Who's on top?

HOw can we do a "Worst Christmas Story?" Oh wait...I have one...one I wrote which I believe was the second ever I submitted to Lit.....Oh, but I think that was in a contest...could that still be considered????

No. That would be disqualified.

It has to be a genuinely new story written and entered for the main Literotica Winter Holiday Contest.

Og (the judge)