Halloween Support Thread

[Rumple Foreskin]

I think I might just have to put

I u Rumply in my sigline!

Aw shucks. That'd make two females; you and my Golden Retriever. Just goes to prove you both have very open-minded standards.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[English Lady]

Rumply -I'll happily be your bitch, baby

 

[sweetnpetite]

still need more votes. will gladly crack my whip at either you or your enemies (your choice, depending on preference ) for anyone who takes the time to read my entry and vote.

 

[sweetnpetite]

Your more than welcome, SnP. And thanks for the vote on mine. I was really impressed with both yours and EL's.


Rumple Foreskin

Thanks

It's one of those that you just don't know how you feel about it. You know, it's so different from what your used to (either writing or reading). I wasn't sure at first if there was enough of a *story* there to call it that.

 

[moonlight elf]

I actually managed to get my first ever EH story written and posted(thanks to Lady C and Vampy). Now to see if I can win the Last place.........

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I actually managed to get my first ever EH story written and posted(thanks to Lady C and Vampy). Now to see if I can win the Last place.........

Many have struggled for the Holy Grail of LAST PLACE in Lit writing contests; few have managed to sink so low. Good or bad luck, as the case may be.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Boxlicker101]

Many have struggled for the Holy Grail of LAST PLACE in Lit writing contests; few have managed to sink so low. Good or bad luck, as the case may be.

Rumple Foreskin

I wonder about that last place competition, also known as the booby prize. It is completely unrelated to boobs or boobies, by the way. I could write a really idiotic sex story about ghosts, for instance, and post it. People would read it and say "This really sucks" and vote it ones or twos. Should I be eligible for the coveted booby prize?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

The truth is, most of us will be relegated to mediocrity, lost in the great sea of stories that is Lit... ah well....

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I wonder about that last place competition, also known as the booby prize. It is completely unrelated to boobs or boobies, by the way. I could write a really idiotic sex story about ghosts, for instance, and post it. People would read it and say "This really sucks" and vote it ones or twos. Should I be eligible for the coveted booby prize?

Why not? It could be called cheating, I suppose, except there are no rules to cheat against. Any story Laurel is willing to post, is accepted.

Go for the pits.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[moonlight elf]

Many have struggled for the Holy Grail of LAST PLACE in Lit writing contests; few have managed to sink so low. Good or bad luck, as the case may be.

Rumple Foreskin

Guess, getting the Holy Grail of LAST PLACE won't be easy.

 

[moonlight elf]

I wonder about that last place competition, also known as the booby prize. It is completely unrelated to boobs or boobies, by the way. I could write a really idiotic sex story about ghosts, for instance, and post it. People would read it and say "This really sucks" and vote it ones or twos. Should I be eligible for the coveted booby prize?

I didn't know it was called that. Interesting.

I think you would be. From what I understand it wouldn't be breaking any rules.

 

[sack]

My new story "The Worm" is up....

garnering extreme votes on either end, as I expected. This is the type of story you love to hate. But it was fun to write, and the PC's have been very entertaining, especially a particularly delightful anonymous.


Although they have very different number of views, rating is exactly at 4.35 for both. I have very empathic stories, they wanted to keep each other company!

Sack

 

[Alex756]

garnering extreme votes on either end, as I expected. This is the type of story you love to hate. But it was fun to write, and the PC's have been very entertaining, especially a particularly delightful anonymous.


Although they have very different number of views, rating is exactly at 4.35 for both. I have very empathic stories, they wanted to keep each other company!

Sack

You know you deserve to be destroyed for getting a million worm related songs stuck in my head, as well as an interesting idea of slimer from seseme street taking over the world.... *sigh*

Least it wasn't the worms from Richard Scary....

Nah, it was a fun read

~Alex

 

[Boxlicker101]

I didn't know it was called that. Interesting.

I think you would be. From what I understand it wouldn't be breaking any rules.

It probably wouldn't officially be called that. "Booby Prize" is just an expression meaning the entry that comes in last in a tournament or other competition.

 

[English Lady]

good luck elf


thanks to all who've left me PCs-I love you guys

 

[Guest]

I saw the new troll sweep.....

Thank Ye Goddess of the 1 vote

I don't see any new stories on the chart this morning.... or is my lil color code thing all wacked out?

E

 

[English Lady]

Nothing to see here -bratty behaviour erased *L*

 

[dreampilot79]

Guess, getting the Holy Grail of LAST PLACE won't be easy.

After several days without any death threats... my mood has improved such that yesterday I actually spent two hours and nocked out another story.

Now I'm considering submitting it even.... Moonlight... last place will be MINE I tell ya!

Hell.. my first one ain't even in the running for either end... think it stabalized with 147 votes... scads of reads... and a score of 4.45. No threat to either end.

My mood was so bad I didn't read very many... only a few friends... now my job is cut out for me! I vow to read all AHer's and vote! With luck... I'll finish before the contest is over!

 

[English Lady]

DP - I u

 

[oggbashan]

I wonder about that last place competition, also known as the booby prize. It is completely unrelated to boobs or boobies, by the way. I could write a really idiotic sex story about ghosts, for instance, and post it. People would read it and say "This really sucks" and vote it ones or twos. Should I be eligible for the coveted booby prize?

I am the judge of the last place contest. As the judge, I have to consider whether the story was a genuine attempt at writing a Literotica story or not. In theory an author could produce 750 random 5-letter groups and post it as a 'story'. I would rule it out as nor being a genuine effort (unless those 5-letter groups were in code that could be decoded but that would be really obscure.)

If I come out of my judge's persona, I as Og, would advise you that really idiotic stories sometimes score highly because they are so bad - the Golden Turkey syndrome. DurtGurl's masterpieces are an example, and The Worst Chain Story Ever series by the AH is another.

You can't necessarily win the Last Place contest by writing a bad story. Some readers might see the humor and give you a genuine 5. Some trolls might 5-bomb you.

Og

 

[cloudy]

I'm too damn lazy this morning to even find the sticky - when is the last day to submit a halloween story?

 

[oggbashan]

I'm too damn lazy this morning to even find the sticky - when is the last day to submit a halloween story?

October 22 but preferably submit 72 hours before to be sure.

Og

 

[dreampilot79]

DP -has there been a troll sweep in the last day do you know?

*so hoping there hasn't been*

EL.. I have heard that there has been.. but you couldn't prove it by me... my story has had very little change in the votes (mostly upward by 1 or 2 a day) and absolutely no change in the score.

 

[cloudy]

October 22 but preferably submit 72 hours before to be sure.

Og

So six day, mas o menos.

Cool. That can be managed, I think.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Morning, one and/or all.

If there was a sweep, it swept right by me. My score and vote totals are exactly the same as they were at 10:00 pm Texas Daylight Saving time last night. I remember because the vote total was/is 69. Things like that stick in my mind, among other places.

Rumple Foreskin