) so let the madness commence!
Rumple Foreskin said:Morning, folks.
Congratulations to EL and SweetnPetite on finishing their stories and getting them posted. I'll be reading both soon, I promise, honest.
Since Zoot did monster moths last year and is now infested with them, what about a story this time with a protag being besieged by lust-crazed Pussycat Dolls, but he's a dedicated concert violinist in a committed relationship? Just a thought, or fantasy.
By my somewhat questionable count, there are now 115 entries. That's the most I can recall for any contest and the deadline's still days off.
Rumple Foreskin
Shame, shame, shame, I know your name. I've read all the entries by AH folks except the new ones and a few of the longer stories, such as Rob's. If I've missed any, offended authors are free to hurl vile imprecations or gentle reminders, my wayEnglish Lady said:
Ha! You should be so lucky, you indolent writer-you. How dare you sit around writing when there were stories, one of them MINE, to be read? So there'll be no reward for you until all, or at least mine, is finished.English Lady said:I'm getting onto it Mr Rumply -though if you feel the need to punish me for my oversight, I have my schoolgirl uniform to hand...
Rumple Foreskin said:Ha! You should be so lucky, you indolent writer-you. How dare you sit around writing when there were stories, one of them MINE, to be read? So there'll be no reward for you until all, or at least mine, is finished.
Rumple Foreskin
you. right, right, I'm going to read it *grumbles* and I bet i'll enjoy it too. 
We'll be keeping an eye on your efforts, young lady. Report in frequently.English Lady said:oooooh you're a harsh task master but I
it's a hard life ain't it?
Rumple Foreskin said:We'll be keeping an eye on your efforts, young lady. Report in frequently.
Rumple (hard a nails) Foreskin
"Ouch!"English Lady said:*slaps rumply*
thats for making me cry, you bastard!
*sobs*
What a story. what a story!
I won't recommend any. So far, I've only read stories by AH folks. Maybe that explains why I haven't come across a dud. Some I liked more than others, sure, and I haven't read them all. However, the presence of my pititful prose not withstanding, the quality level has been impressive.
's the spot better.
Just read yours and left a glowing PC. Sack "he who must never sleep" managed to post the first one. Both are rave reviews. IMHO, it's some of your best writing. So instead of a slap upside your face, what about a pat on your, uh, head?English Lady said:oooh, sorry
well i'm just reading at the mo' and yours is my favourite so far *smiles* it's gonna take me some time to read the lot though!
Rumple Foreskin said:Just read yours and left a glowing PC. Sack "he who must never sleep" managed to post the first one. Both are rave reviews. IMHO, it's some of your best writing. So instead of a slap upside your face, what about a pat on your, uh, head?
Rumple Foreskin
As I told you before, we husbands often turn out to be good for all sorts of unexpected things. Happy reading.English Lady said:*hugs* thanks rumply my dear *blushes* i had soooo much heart ache over this one but i swear it's my husbands help thats made it this good. he's a star
LOL
Rumple Foreskin said:Shame, shame, shame, I know your name. I've read all the entries by AH folks except the new ones and a few of the longer stories, such as Rob's. If I've missed any, offended authors are free to hurl vile imprecations or gentle reminders, my way
And speaking of gentle reminders, SnP and I have ONE-page stories.
Rumple Foreskin
Your more than welcome, SnP. And thanks for the vote on mine. I was really impressed with both yours and EL's.sweetnpetite said:Thanks Rumpy, I read yours and voted
Rumple Foreskin said:...
This morning I'd gained two points. A few hours later I was down six. Now I've regained a couple. This is more fun than the stock market.
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u Rumply in my sigline!
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