Halloween idea - demon grants wishes with a catch

[lululuvsblack]

idea for a halloween story - three loser white guys discover a book of black magic which teaches them to summon a big black demon who will grant their wishes. only thing is, the wishes come with a catch. so, for example one guy wishes to be rich and wakes up in a palatial penthouse earning a fortune, only it turns out that he earns his money as a sissy escort who is so well paid because guys can do anything to him. another wishes to be married to the girl of his dreams and wakes up with her as his wife. but she's cuckolding him with a big black stud.

any ideas for other failed wishes?