Halloween Contest

[Guest]

On behalf of my boss and all of us associated with the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS I'd like to offer congrats to the OFFICIAL winners! Well done.

I’d also like to post the HALLOWEEN CONTEST winners as picked by the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS. These selections are not official LITEROTICA winners. Instead they were designed and financed by ScouriesWorld to reward stories that were the #1 choices of our readers.

SCOURIES 2009 HALLOWEEN AWARD WINNERS

LITEROTICA’S 2009 Halloween Contest
MOST VIEWS RECEIVED WINNER

“I Love You Mommy” by WmForrester

LITEROTICA’S 2009 Halloween Contest
MOST COMMENTS RECEIVED WINNER

Sorority Suck You Bus by sarahhh

LITEROTICA’S 2009 Halloween Contest
MOST VOTES RECEIVED WINNER

Staying True to Who I Am by D.G.Hear

LITEROTICA’S 2009 Halloween Contest
HIGHEST RATED STORY WINNER

Midnight by alana9

Gabby

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Never say die. You are too funny!

 

[Guest]

finally! you got a new AV! the boss will be pleased...

HALLOWEEEEEEN!This is sooooo weird! Did somebody say Ghosts and goblins?

I didn’t even start any thread called HALLOWEEN CONTEST! Imagine waking up on a Sunday morning and after a leisurely fuck you turn on your computer and find that there is a new thread in Ahland and you’re the purported author.

AHland? Yuck! And this thread, the one that I didn’t start was nestled next to one about GAY PEOPLE having sex with ANIMALS! How sick is that?

How drunk was I last night? Did the boss slip me one of those pills? Isn’t there a LITEROTICA law against opening threads under somebody else’s name?

It took me a couple of minutes but after clearing away some of the fogginess in my brain I finally figured it out:

I HAD MADE A POST! In fact I’d made POST #1 on this thread. But not here. WTF!

It had been on the Awards and Contests forum. Way over there.

On a thread called the Congratulations to the Literotica Halloween Contest Winners! thread. A thread started by the QUEEN herself. It was post #3 on that thread. Which is now gone!

How the hell did it get over here? Who did it? Why? It seemed to have been placed in a very appropriate thread.

And quite frankly there haven’t been a lot of replies on that thread. Just mine and one by somebody called Luke Atmydik (who by the way has a horrible AVATAR!) who made a post asking about somebody called Pookie. Who the fuck is pookie? And what does she have to do with the HALLOWEEEN CONTEST?

I wonder if they moved my post by mistake? If they were really trying to move mr dik’s pookie and moved mine by mistake.

I mean I was congratulating the winners!

Or do you think the PALACE was upset because the ScouriesWorld winners were announced in bright colors? That the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READER’S results were just a little sexier?

Why should that upset them? They could do the same! A little pizzazz, a little competition is good for everyone. More prizes available for everyone.

Does anyone know if it’s okay to open my own thread in the Awards and Contests Forum? Would the palace mind? Can I move this one over there?

And I wonder if it would be okay to make this post over on the other thread too. It would then be post #3 which would be strange because I’m writing about post #3. Which no longer exists... Except then this would be post #3 and so I'd be writing about a post that had disappeared but now was there, only different...

Gabrielle L.
Contest Coordinator
ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS
Miami Beach, Florida

 

[sr71plt]

If the site administrators were really on the ball, they'd just delete the thread. This purporting to be in with them is confusing to the lurkers and doesn't do the Web site a bit of good.