Halloween Candy

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Ok spill. What are you giving out and whats your fave.

I just bought a big bag of Tootsie Roll "Midgees" at the Dollar Store. 400 count.

:cool:
 
The 'Best ways to seduce children into your van' forum is 2 doors down, asshole.
 
Ok spill. What are you giving out and whats your fave.

I just bought a big bag of Tootsie Roll "Midgees" at the Dollar Store. 400 count.

:cool:

Tootsie rolls? I distinctly remember hating getting those and most others did as well.

I am giving out Jello Shots and beer....to the adults at any rate.

My neighborhood does a party every year. Hay ride down one street, a bouncy house down another. Everyone pitches in and everyone decorates. Most houses will have real food or alcohol as well as treats and outsiders from miles away bring their kids.

I give out full size candy bars from Costco.


Will probably be lazy and dress as Hunter s Thompson again.
 
I pass out mini candy bars, but my stash has caramel crèmes and Butterfingers.
 
I'm not sure yet, Bluey does the shopping. I hope it's not KitKats, I want stuff I like to eat.
 
Thats for me by the way. I don't pass out candy.

hahah! The truth comes out! I buy a couple big bags of those mini mixes (you know, snickers, milky way etc), just in case we get any trick or treaters a-knockin' but alas, we never do, so we end up ettin' 'em all ourselves...*sigh* :cattail:
 
Nerds and Pixi Styx. I fucking love Pixi Styx.

I'm giving out full bars OR cupcakes OR a handfull of sweettarts/pixi styx. I live half an out outside of town and a hike through the woods (the driveway's not finished- no gravel or anything) so I expect we won't have and trick-or-treaters. And if you're brave enough to walk through the dark woods on Halloween night you're getting the good shit. I got packs of coco too to give the little buggers something to drink.

I know for a fact we won't get any. Maybe my little cousins. Maybe.
 
We always get tons of kids, because my house is usually decorated the scariest on the block, therefore one bag of candy is never enough. On the norm I will buy 4 of the big huge bags of mixed chocolate bars, Snickers, Hershy, Kit Kat, ect. Then a couple of those little bags of Smarties and Dum Dum suckers and mix em all in the huge black Cauldren and pass out a coupla pieces each.

Going to have tone down the yard a bit this year, apparently it was too scarey last year.
 
We always get tons of kids, because my house is usually decorated the scariest on the block, therefore one bag of candy is never enough. On the norm I will buy 4 of the big huge bags of mixed chocolate bars, Snickers, Hershy, Kit Kat, ect. Then a couple of those little bags of Smarties and Dum Dum suckers and mix em all in the huge black Cauldren and pass out a coupla pieces each.

Going to have tone down the yard a bit this year, apparently it was too scarey last year.

My son likes to answer the door. He's about 6'1" now. Everything's dark and he'll tend to open the door suddenly in costume, usually intimidating.

One year I heard a high pitched shriek and I went out to make sure everyone was okay. There's a little four-year-old girl in a princess costume giggling while her dad explained that he was just...a little bit...startled.
 
Remember the fuckers who gave out apples? Fucking apples?
 
I've posted it before...but my simple and comfortable Hunter S costume.

Problem is this year I have about a two week beard going and not sure I want to shave it....

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Remember the fuckers who gave out apples? Fucking apples?

No. Ew. I heard stories but never knew that was a real thing. Fuck those healthy assholes. My mom would never have let me eat it if I did get one. They aren't packaged and she wouldn't let me have anything packaged.
 
No. Ew. I heard stories but never knew that was a real thing. Fuck those healthy assholes. My mom would never have let me eat it if I did get one. They aren't packaged and she wouldn't let me have anything packaged.

Not as bad as the smart asses that gave out Toothbrushes...I would rather get those nasty peanutbutter things in the black and orange wrappers.
 
I've posted it before...but my simple and comfortable Hunter S costume.

Problem is this year I have about a two week beard going and not sure I want to shave it....

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Where's your sidearm, Dr. Thompson?
 
Not as bad as the smart asses that gave out Toothbrushes...I would rather get those nasty peanutbutter things in the black and orange wrappers.

Yeah, if you're not gonna play, just turn your lights out and go away.

Don't give out toothbrushes, healthy crap or religious pamphlets.

Uncool.
 
Not as bad as the smart asses that gave out Toothbrushes...I would rather get those nasty peanutbutter things in the black and orange wrappers.

Toothbrushes are significantly cooler than apples. Apples are much worse. Especially apples that you don't get to eat- I'm dead serious, anything that wasn't store bought, still in wrapper candy, my mom would take and throw out in case Snow White's stepmom somehow posioned it or something. With a toothbrush I could brush my teeth, or make cool 80s splatter paintings, or find a rubber band and make a tiny bow and arrow to shoot wadded up paper at folk, or file down and make a shiv- you can't do any of that shit with an apple that your mom throws away.
 
My son likes to answer the door. He's about 6'1" now. Everything's dark and he'll tend to open the door suddenly in costume, usually intimidating.

One year I heard a high pitched shriek and I went out to make sure everyone was okay. There's a little four-year-old girl in a princess costume giggling while her dad explained that he was just...a little bit...startled.

LOL we hear high pitched screams every year, last year especially. The garage door has to be passed in order to come up the front door. We have someone waiting to jump out and creepy music, not to mention the pop up zombie in coffin, gets 'em every time.
 
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