Haiku

[etletlien]

This one's just for shits and giggles:

Haikus confuse me
Frequently they make no sense
Refrigerator

Must Inspect Large Fridge
Do Soap Leniently
Major Overtly Overloaded Salt

 

[AlinaX]

I know a good way
to keep it hard forever:
refrigerated

 

[EbersMoll]

I know a good way
to keep it hard forever:
refrigerated

Near bagged chicken breast,
And wrapped tightly in plastic?
Sounds like it might work!

 

[AlinaX]

like riding a bike
once you've writ one blissful end
the next is easy

 

[EbersMoll]

Such rhythmic effort
Along with supreme focus
Will achieve results.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

cobwebs in corner.
geckos under bright white lights.
Best loco mocos.

 

[EbersMoll]

She waits in her web,
For the lithe young males to pass;
Thats when she pounces.

 

[AlinaX]

she winds silken thread
to bind her captive lovers
before devouring

 

[Voboy]

Running free, trail firm,
Feet clack on gravel beneath.
Rain comes. Swim happens.

 

[EbersMoll]

Her realm aquatic,
Soothing, yet the unwary,
May be trapped by her

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Green spring onions
Sprout like damn zombie fingers.
Autumn is coming.

 

[Voboy]

The autumnal cry,
Roaring past the August heat:
"Come, Pumpkin Spice! Come!"

 

[EbersMoll]

Witches in hiding
Awaiting the turning leaves
So to cast their spells.

 

[AlinaX]

Xanadu published
with a brief nod to Voboy
in the red light zone

 

[EbersMoll]

More well written works!
Though will there be arousal,
Shock, or both? Let’s read…

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

The air cold and still.
A bit overcast today.
Fat-cheeked squirrel bounds.

 

[AlinaX]

a little grey one
hopped through my garden today
bushy tail flying

 

[Voboy]

Bulging eyes, slack fur;
Tail drooping in silent peace.
The mousetrap was loud.

 

[EbersMoll]

Poor little nutkin,
Coaxing his nuts ‘til autumn -
Next level edging!

 

[lavendersilk]

The hunt can be more
Fun than securing the prey
Once you've eaten... bored.

 

[EbersMoll]

Being the hunter
Or the prey, both can be fun!
So why not take turns?

 

[lavendersilk]

Checking my schedule....
Thursdays I'll be the hunter...
Saturdays, the prey.

 

[elizaloo]

Appendix went bad
Found cancer cells, so Stage IV
Chemo now for life

 

[etletlien]

chemo's mustard gas
them we must gas
and electrocute

 

[EbersMoll]

That’s such dreadful news
Finding the right words is hard,
But you’re in our prayers.