Haiku

[lavendersilk]

Your tone speaks volumes.
With only one word I wilt.
How do you not know?

 

[AlinaX]

you wilt? alas, sir
but you were too hard this morn
and needed release

 

[EbersMoll]

What’s wood in the morn
Becomes a sausage by noon
And a pest by night.

 

[Voboy]

Olympics are on.
Never have I felt such sloth:
I watch from a couch.

 

[lavendersilk]

Laziness, a sin,
Can be a necessity.
You should enjoy it.

 

[Voboy]

The choice obvious:
Feel the thrill of victory,
Or put your feet up.

 

[lavendersilk]

Why not have them both?
Living vicariously
Through a large black screen.

 

[EbersMoll]

Sport is much like porn
Both the actors and voyeurs
Become invested

 

[AlinaX]

so tired of it all
lines everywhere being crossed
just to be redrawn

 

[Bamagan]

so tired of it all
lines everywhere being crossed
just to be redrawn

It does make it hard
No matter how one colors.
Damn Jackson Pollack!

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

He flings himself up,
High as the sky. Can't win gold.
Cock gets in the way.

 

[EbersMoll]

Oh Le coq sportif!
C'est à la fois un plaisir
et un obstacle!

 

[Voboy]

Warning! Bruising risk!
Female French urologists
Want to get in touch.

 

[EbersMoll]

Oh to turn back time
And choose a better handle,
EbersMoll is male.

 

[lavendersilk]

There is a line there
Underneath your moniker
You can amend it

 

[EbersMoll]

There is a line there
Underneath your moniker
You can amend it

A thousand thank yous!
There was I thinking, “Title?”
“Mr. or Mrs”

 

[lavendersilk]

She was happy then.
How do I get back to her?
Someday I'll get there.

 

[EbersMoll]

Our essential child
Often becomes imprisoned.
Freeing them, brings joy

 

[AlinaX]

details hide
behind curtains of the obvious
seen, but not seen

 

[EbersMoll]

Pull the veil aside,
Reveal the secrets within,
Dare to imagine?

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

This backstreet bar serves
Just beer and karaoke.
I found my people.

 

[EbersMoll]

This backstreet bar serves
Just beer and karaoke.
I found my people.

To be amongst kin
Is so comforting, so sing….
I did it my way

 

[etletlien]

Sport is much like porn
Both the actors and voyeurs
Become invested

den som tar del
vill till slut delta

 

[JTass]

This one's just for shits and giggles:

Haikus confuse me
Frequently they make no sense
Refrigerator

 

[etletlien]

This one's just for shits and giggles:

Haikus confuse me
Frequently they make no sense
Refrigerator

Must Inspect Large Fridge
Do Soap Leniently
Major Overtly Overloaded Salt