Haiku

[AlinaX]

an accretion disk
is the record that's playing
as the cream collects

 

[Bamagan]

I feel odd near her...
It's spaghettification,
and spurting x-rays

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

You place your fingers
Over mine, on the fret board
Beautiful music

 

[vagrantx]

You place your fingers
Over mine, on the fret board
Beautiful music

Would you know my name,
If I saw you in heaven?
Would it be the same?

Huh. Didn't even have to alter it. vagrant out of left field, with the blatant plagiarism!

 

[rthnck]

A soft warm oval
Enthusiastically
sucking, not blowing

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

She thinks it's too short
But he says that it's just fine
He keeps dropping things

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Would you know my name,
If I saw you in heaven?
Would it be the same?

Huh. Didn't even have to alter it. vagrant out of left field, with the blatant plagiarism!

My heavenly name
May be different but my
Soul will be the same.

 

[BlueEyes1969]

Four sex-hungry men
Gathered for pleasure divine
Pure, sure ecstasy!

Cradled leather sling
Arms and legs tied up and raised
Hands groping the prize

Rimming chair set up
One above and One below
Oral pleasure HOT!

Intimate man-chain
Everyone serviced so tight
Erotic loud groans!

Four sex-hungry men
Fed the creamy nectar sweet
Satisfied and whole!

 

[Bamagan]

men like to rent me
they do a lot in an hour
filling every hole

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[AlinaX]

he says, "I love you,"
but how am I to hear it
with my ears thus creamed?

I can't see his lips -
what nothings does he whisper
when I dare not look?

breathing's overrated...
what need have I for fresh air
now my mouth has served?

 

[Bamagan]

But I must confess,
I should have increased my fee:
Some things go too far.

After this job, well,
I fear my labret piercing
Will just fall right out.

 

[vagrantx]

teleportation
a disastrous accident
be very afraid

 

[AlinaX]

yes, why teleport
when it's easier to fly?
hmm, what's for dinner...

 

[vagrantx]

soylent red? yellow?
no, delicious soylent green.
it's healthy. promise.

 

[AlinaX]

(I can't hear the words 'soylent green' without thinking of the dramatic monologue from Drop Dead Gorgeous.)

 

[AlinaX]

ellen barkin's laugh
as jesus dances on stage
is pure happiness

 

[vagrantx]

Haven't watched it

 

[AlinaX]

Funniest film ever.
ETA: It's on Amazon Prime.

 

[vagrantx]

excuse me, but, what?
rocky horror picture show
has me in stitches

bonus: favorite coffee mug my bestie handmade for me. best film ever. nevermind the spots, I ran it through the dishwasher once and almost destroyed it because i'm an absolute imbecile.

 

[AlinaX]

Hey, Brad? Yes, Janet?
Dammit, now I have those songs
circling in my head...

 

[rthnck]

excuse me, but, what?
rocky horror picture show
has me in stitches

bonus: favorite coffee mug my bestie handmade for me. best film ever. nevermind the spots, I ran it through the dishwasher once and almost destroyed it because i'm an absolute imbecile.

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Need to Haiku this cup for this thread

Therefore, I would like
If I may, to take you all
on a strange journey

 

[vagrantx]

Hey, Brad? Yes, Janet?
Dammit, now I have those songs
circling in my head...

Janet! Dr Scott!
Janet! Brad! Rocky! HAHA-
HAHAHA. SHUT UP!

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

It's a perfect shot
With lighting that hits just right
Fuck! My phone fell down

 

[Voboy]

Rare. So elusive,
The phone impossibly held:
Good ass shots are hard!

 

[DentalFlossTycoon]

Warm day taste of musk
Riverbank quiet and soft
She writhes in pleasure