Haiku

[Winter_Fare]

Clip me round th'ear
With that most substantial tome
Shakespeare's complete works

 

[Winter_Fare]

Play me madrigals
Every finger sings her part
Counterpoint and skin

 

[Voboy]

'Nother thread trumpets
A's in my English classes.
But this? Too much Bard.

 

[Winter_Fare]

Trumpeting ones grades
Even unto adulthood
Makes an arse of one

 

[Voboy]

Low wet rumbling noise;
Sulphur stench, pungent: a cloud.
Behold! Arse-trumpet.

 

[Winter_Fare]

Tendrils of ivy
Squirming through the window frame
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[JuanaSalsa]

Ivy on the walls?
Home insurance cancels you.
Sadly, I killed it.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

The day that I die
Will be the end of the world
But only for me

 

[Winter_Fare]

Ivy on the walls?
Home insurance cancels you.
Sadly, I killed it.

In a cheap rental
With a crazy Dutch landlord
Who does no repairs

 

[stickygirl]

Authors who complain
'My story got banned. But why?'
No kiddy porn, perv

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Sometimes, all you need
Is an HTML tag
To make your point clear.

 

[Voboy]

Troublesome concept:
Sometimes, you're not in control.
Fix story; submit.

 

[AlinaX]

look, she's not a child
but okay I'll state her age:
eighteen exactly

 

[stickygirl]

Who'd be teenaged?
Like you'd welcome an old man
Pédé with ED

 

[Winter_Fare]

Guns don't kill people
A triumph of doublespeak
Poor Orwell would weep

 

[Voboy]

Wind passing through leaves...
Leaves, printed on one's boxers.
Bystanders flee, pale.

 

[Winter_Fare]

Nuts knock in the wind
Tickled by the steady stream
Of profanities

 

[stickygirl]

Fruit of my fingers
Soft words pressed from core to flesh
My Apple keyboard

 

[Winter_Fare]

Is this jubilee
Nothing but a monument
To hypocrisy?

 

[Winter_Fare]

Nemo audit me
Pecunia loquitur
Et omnes audi

 

[AlinaX]

I whistle God save
to the tune of nails hammered...
the coffin awaits

 

[Voboy]

Continuity.
Always one more in the wings...
Devil you don't know?

 

[AlinaX]

the devil's pitchfork
a sharp three-pronged instrument
with good intention

 

[Winter_Fare]

Rant away old boy
Don't let facts get in the way
Please your fucking self

 

[AlinaX]

vultures gathering
as cock gobbler counts the days
to ignominy