Haiku

it's all so quiet
start another big riot
shh! these aren't my words
 
aren't's a car mint
a journey to be savoured
(hold it on the tongue)
 
Sought: Kendal Mintcake.
Intriguing name. Found. Texture?
Not as expected.
 
Fond memories of holidaying in the lake District without having to sell a kidney to pay for accommodation (thanks covid).
 
Thought, every four years:
Ski jumpers are fucking nuts.
Try to prove me wrong.
 
Lazy, cool weekend...
Meteorologists? Wrong:
Howling winter gales.
 
it's all computers
playing weather in basements
making howlers too
 
This happened to me:-


Sentence was passed
The man in the black suit
simply said: Cancer.
 
Cemetery gates:
Exit doors from the old world?
Or transition to...?
 
speaking of pearly...
let us swap our gold-egged geese
for oysterous men
 
Pedos' flawed thinking:
What happens on the island,
Stays on the island.
 
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