Haiku

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Maybe I’ll write more
About my orange kitty
He’s a cheeky chops!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Oh and last Wednesday
I threw my back out, dangit!
Still hurts four days on

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Big city noises
A symphony of sirens
And barking doggos

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Covered in “love bites”
Not from lovers but from cats!!
Love hurts ~ Nazareth

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

A few naughty pics
Generated all kinds of
Interesting PMs!!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I wish I could live
In my fav’rite place on Earth
And do happy things..

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Eleventh haiku!!
Probably too much info
‘Bout my Sunday night..?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Here comes number twelve..
Just to say, I hope that I’ll
Be allowed back. Yes?

 

[AlinaX]

more the merrier...
I hope your back is better
and your scratches too

 

[stickygirl]

Allergic to oats
Like you've eaten a wire brush?
Advise you try toast

 

[stickygirl]

Low cholesterol
Oat-based dietary cure?
Take a walk instead

 

[stickygirl]

Fart like a trooper
Frighten your domestic pets
Dog might chase its tail!

 

[stickygirl]

Ashamed of methane
Environmental melt down
Try carbon knickers

 

[stickygirl]

Personal gas guilt
Not all emissions are bad
Lighting farts is fun

 

[stickygirl]

Trying to help Dee
We're nearly at the page end
Would a cork help you?

 

[stickygirl]

Elon Musk is scared
Dee blasted into orbit
Firey chariot

 

[stickygirl]

Perfect skyward view
Dee spinning in the heavens
Major splashdown

 

[stickygirl]

Dee drops me as friend
My cruel teasing makes her blush
Cuddles. Was that you?

 

[stickygirl]

It's the avenin
Proteins lurk in oats it's said
Heart good, tummy bad

 

[stickygirl]

Fear of covid lurks
In other people's snuffles
Keep your distance mate

 

[AlinaX]

gosh, carbon knickers?
a space-age concept for my
tales of chastity...

 

[stickygirl]

Why we go in pairs
Unwritten rule for girlfriends
Whistle as she pees

 

[EbersMoll]

Captain Bob Maxwell
Would defecate in public,
Common psycho trait.

 

[AlinaX]

judging by headlines
the media do nothing
but shit in public

 

[Voboy]

Like Tannhauser beams,
The fart-lit methane knickers
Flare brightly by night.