Haiku

[AlinaX]

the tree of knowledge
blossomed where that first fair maid
discovered herself

 

[Voboy]

Sure, chicken or egg;
The real "what came first" question?
Self-pleasure, or sex?


...in fact, however?
It's not what, but who came first?
Was it Adam? Eve?

 

[AlinaX]

it was god who came
into existence; his seed
scattered . . . everywhere

 

[Voboy]

Messy. Seems so rude.
Then, create life to clean up
His holy cumstain.

 

[AlinaX]

they tore off his balls
and tossed them in the blue sea
to make a goddess

 

[stickygirl]

Astride in the wind
Testicle sockets exposed
Two tone tooting tune

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Creation: Who knew -
so musical, so gory?
It makes me shudder.

 

[Voboy]

"Testicle sockets."
Funniest I've read all day.
Much respect. Big laugh.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

It's just sensible
Rent testicle trumpeting
Before doom's last crack

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Thus, in remembrance,
men play the skin flute today -
it's far more pleasant.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

skin flute, butt trumpet,
all creation thus spanned
most musically

 

[stickygirl]

Every sperm is sacred
Angels cry for each lost soul
Sinful ball cutting

 

[Voboy]

Can angels comment?
God is the one cutting balls.
Boss is always right.

 

[AlinaX]

once the castrati
were adored across Europe
- for their singing too...

 

[Voboy]

God or priests long past;
Did it matter? Either way,
A sacred duty.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

the crickets chirp now
soon we'll hear the robin sing
sacred duties, each

 

[Voboy]

Birds in hot pursuit
Playing, flapping, screeching loud
Loving the morning.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Come fall, when leaves turn,
geese will cut across the sky,
voices haunting me.

 

[Voboy]

Best season all year.
Perfect weather, glowing trees.
Until I must rake.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Leaves must be piled high.
The dog likes to jump in them.
More! Pile them higher!

 

[Voboy]

Dry gold all over.
Minutes of frolicking fun,
Hours with the rake.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

leaves left on the grass
and mulched by the lawnmower,
to the earth returned

 

[Voboy]

Trees: endless circles;
Conveyors for nutrients,
Up, down ceaselessly.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Trees grow like bridges,
reaching skyward, growing down -
cycling life between

 

[stickygirl]

Kevlar rimmed buttocks
Shaved legs, hunched backs, elbows in
Hard men in lycra