Haiku

the roly poly?
that's some weird kink you have there
- not that I'm judging
 
Hey there! Don’t knock it
Such pudding based enhancements
Make for great foreplay.
 
feed me strawberries
dipped in darkest chocolate
and served with fresh cream
 
Fruit and chocolate,
They are too mushy with cream,
What about fresh meat?
 
if properly stuffed
and given a spit roasting?
I'll have tender loins...
 
For Christmas dinner?
All those serving suggestions
Will take many chefs.
 
Such a rude pudding,
“Won’t go until we get some”?
Just try saying “please”.
 
wasn't there a rhyme:
"please pudding in the pot" - no?
(my pot needs pleasing)
 
first I saw six feet
- peeking beneath the stall door -
then six became four

I know this is a tanka
but a threesome deserves it
 
That clever Racheal
Such a gifted maths wizard
Puts two into one.
 
the perfect threesome
a sandwich of syllables
in fives and seven
 
Finding the rhythm,
The threesome proceeds at pace.
Timing is crucial.
 
boom-titty-boom-boom-
the pounding rhythm so...
very fucking good
 
Is it good or bad?
Naughty or nice, wrong or right?
Such dichotomies!
 
What I Saw At The Gas Station

She flashed her tits and
pussy at me while she filled
her own car's gas tank.
 
like a great war joke...
the dicks o' tommies filled me
while the jerries watched
 
Ah those war stories
Those pushes and insertions
Until one side yields.
 
I like unfiltered
instant gratification
with cream and sugar
 
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