Haiku

a cocktail waitress
flute between her parted legs
deserves a good tip
 
one inch at a time -
can't imagine doing it
on the metric scale

millimetre, by
millimetre, he thrust in...
slowly I lost count
 
or centimetres:
his twelve-inch cock certainly
had a lot of legs
 
After We Both Got Ourselves Naked

She laid down on the
bed, grabbed my cock and allowed
me to probe her cunt.
 
in case of probing
raise all four legs and part once
right in the middle
 
if I had eight legs
and a pussy for each pair
I'd be truly fucked
 
octopi indeed -
or is it octopuses?
that's a lot of... ink
 
Aren't You Going To Stick It In?

She laid there and smiled
while I was playing with my
dick in front of her.
 
"you call that a dick?"
she said, whipping out her own
"nah, *this* is a dick"
 
that was no frosting
at least not from a packet
and not quite so sweet...
 
What She Had Seen Me Do

She took off her clothes
and watched me rub my own dick
until it got hard.
 
What We Watched Each Other Do

Pam watched Nancy suck
my dick while she gets anal
fucked by my friend Ted.
 
that's nothing! last night...
I watched pam fire ping pong balls
from her vagina
 
I pulled off my cock
and made jam roly poly
with lashings of cream
 
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