Haiku

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Why's damage always
to the starboard port nacelle,
and new red-shirts die?

 

[Voboy]

Fleeting, repeating.
"I cannae find more power!"
Dilithium sucks.

 

[AlinaX]

discovery flips
while burnham runs in circles
- a space opera

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Eternally bored,
Q could be anywhere, but
he prefers Jean-Luc.

 

[AlinaX]

without those borg cubes
we'd have no seven of nine
to save voyager

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Another day "dawns,"
but there's no sunrise in space.
What weight is that loss?

 

[Voboy]

Every star, a sun.
Always risen, always set.
There's comfort in that.

 

[stickygirl]

I'm not our father
Same wise logic, same eyebrows
Simply say Good Luck

 

[stickygirl]

Seven's waspy waist
Bee stung lips and honey hair
Take me to the hive

 

[stickygirl]

No clothes-peg on nose
No strangulating fingers
Janeway's voice: puzzling

 

[stickygirl]

James Doohan was hot
Simon Pegg's a little shit
Neither Scottish. Sucks

 

[AlinaX]

never liked janeway...
her moralising stifled
trek's evolution

 

[Voboy]

A broken record:
People I don't like, deserve
Transporter failure.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Oops! Beamed into space -
is that immortality,
or just space debris?

 

[SimonDoom]

Beamed down to strange world.
All crew members know the drill:
Red shirt, certain death.

 

[Voboy]

Poor Gorn!

So much unfairness:
Such a strong captain, slain by
Bamboo and sulphur!

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

But physics dictate
it would have been Kirk who died
by bamboo cannon.

 

[Voboy]

Wonder if he knew...
The beauty of fake TV:
Physics? Flexible.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Though the star went out,
it's light shines on - forever? -
traveling the void.

 

[AlinaX]

we beamed star trek
out into eternity
with constant reboots

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Haikus about space
have no seasonal reference.
Cutting word: Engage!

 

[stickygirl]

Not keen on handshakes?
Enjoy social distancing?
You'll love Vulcan

 

[SimonDoom]

Live long and prosper.
If that doesn't work for you,
Get with the green chick.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Vulcan is for me!
So many things avoided.
Where do I sign up?

 

[SimonDoom]

The prime directive:
If messing with other life,
At least, have good sex.