Haiku

[Bamagan]

I live beyond death.
I live as long as my smut
Stirs your horny... hearts.

Is that called karma?
Reincarnation as some
Swollen genitals?

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Swollen Genitals...
Better to be born a rock
Unbothered. At peace.

 

[Bamagan]

Rock birthing is harsh!
Incredible heat, pressure.
Sometimes it's gneiss, though.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Once a verdant shade
Now golden, freely shedding
Sunlight to my face.

 

[summer_reine]

No longer waiting
Still hoping but not pining
Path to happiness

 

[EbersMoll]

Camera is checked
Lenses cleaned, batteries charged
Bring on the Bearcat.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Once you've gone Haiku
You can never go back, and
Why would you want to?

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Improbable bloom,
Casting your bright colors now.
Very well. Shine on!

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

went on a long walk
saw some ducks, wrote a haiku
life is very good

 

[Candy_Kane54]

A Haiku for ducks
Would be a fine Haiku if
You could pull it off.

 

[TrailerHitch]

My eyes wide open
But my life still evades me
Slip sliding away

 

[AlinaX]

sweet ugly duckling
I'll make you so beautiful
swans will be jealous

Or:

come, ugly duckling
I'll make you so beautiful
swans will adore you

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Hey little duckie
Yeaah eat that bread just like that
You little bread slut.

... Brought to you by Jackie's intrusive thoughts.

 

[EbersMoll]

All these water fowl
Prompting oriental verse
Now that geese fly south.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

When geese fly south, I
Find that I don't look forward
To Winter coming.

 

[TrailerHitch]

I asked a question
I should know better by now
I don't need to know

 

[TrailerHitch]

I self analyze
That is why I post thoughts here
Doesn't seem to help

 

[TrailerHitch]

Now for something light,
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
Keep their butt Quack dry!

 

[Biggalute]

Why did the chicken
Cross the road? To get to the
Other side. You knew.

Why did the pervert
Cross the road? Well, his cock was
stuck in the chicken.

 

[EbersMoll]

Why did the road cross
The apocryphal chicken?
Surrealism.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Creak...squeak...creak...squeak...creak
Squeak-creak-squeak-creak-squeak-creaksqueak!
Creak. squeak. squeal! stillness.

- bedspring et al

 

[EbersMoll]

Business trips alone
Thin-walled hotel rooms, next to
Young couples in heat

 

[Candy_Kane54]

When in the course of
Human events, one can just
Write a nice Haiku.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

Trains of abuses?
Haikus can derail them quite
Easily and quick.

 

[AlinaX]

punishment of steel
how the rails are worn beneath
ever-turning wheels