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[Rosebud]

Subject: Bill Clinton Monument



We have the distinguished honor of being the committee to raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington DC. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell this difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, did not know where he was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's
money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worth while project.

Thank You
Bill Clinton Monument Committee

PS: The committee has raised over $ 1.35 so far

Clinton Era
After much arguing and deliberation historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era, It will be called: Sex Between the Bushes

 

[Rosebud]

what no one thinks this is funny either??? then comment about my new sig line

 

[Kymberley]

The perfect Clinton Memorial

 

[MrBates]

Gives Rosebud

A Standing Ovation!!!!

Even If I am Up Here All By Myself!!!

MrB

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hehe!

 

[curvacious]

the joke was funny but the pic was even better!

 

[fgarvb1]

lol..hahahahahahahahahhhahaha

I like.

 

[Rosebud]

true about the pic...that was great!!!!! and everyone so far who has posted to this thread...you are soooo cool.....

 

[Logic]

That pic is great and how true

 

[Rosebud]

and there you go...Logic has it....LOL

 

[unusuallyconfused]

You did hear that there is a Ford library, Carter library, Reagan library, Bush library, and a Clinton Adult Bookstore!

 

[Rosebud]

LOL but no "sex" in the video's just blowjobs and shooting on the women's dresses. They have to go to the cleaners to get fucked...LOL

 

[Kymberley]

For you Rosebud

One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creation, "Clinton Soup", that will honor one of the nation’s most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water.
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Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.
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When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."
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If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use?
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Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?"
Bill Clinton replied, "No, some begin with 'After I’m elected’."
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Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be a great and admired president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
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American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can’t fly.
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Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America’s finest leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.
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Clinton is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
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Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the
Whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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[Kymberley]

And one more really good one

Clinton and the Pope

During his visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour, as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days. Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged to face the waiting news media.

The President was smiling and announced the summit was a resounding success. He said he and the Pope agreed on 80% of the matters they discussed. Then Mr. Clinton declared he was going home to the White House to be with his family.

A few minutes later, the Pope came out to make his statement. He looked tired, discouraged and was practically in tears. Sadly he announced his meeting with the President was a failure.

Incredulous, one reporter asked, "But your Holiness, President Clinton just announced the summit was a great success and the two of you agreed on 80% of the items discussed."

Exasperated, the Pope answered, "Yes, but we were talking about the Ten Commandments."

 

[Ally C]

LOL

Some more humorous gems to try and remember. Thanks everyone!

 

[Rosebud]

here's one for you

Clinton and the Pope died at the same time. Things got messed up and the Pope went to hell and Clinton went to heaven. When St. Peter realized what had happened he switch the men. On Clinton's way down he saw the pope going up. "Where ya going?" asked Clinton.

"To see the Virgin Mary" answered the Pope.

"you are about 15 minutes too late" said Clinton

 

[Texan]

I am laughing sooo hard

I hope none of this stuff is under copyright. I am doing the copy/paste thing as fast as I can...

 

[unusuallyconfused]

lol, that is hilarious stuff!