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Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.


What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
 
What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
They don't stop for directions.
 
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