Haha fuck you Lance

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The “Matt is a super cool guy” choice seems like it comes with a lot of drama on both ends. One, is Matt cool with that person? That pretty much rules out everyone except SuperSurprise and Insightriot. Also there’s that badbabysitter character accusing people of being Nazi sympathizers for posting on Matt’s threads.

I’m gonna pass on voting, Matt.

Less drama more entertaining.
 
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Just thought I would fluff your ego

It looked like you needed some help getting this important poll running. So, I voted for you being a super cool guy. I can tell you ego needs a little fluffing due to your deep sense of modesty and humility. Since I got one of the first votes you are now at 100 percent. So maybe you should close the poll while you are ahead because I think those other boxes are going to be pretty tempting to folks.
 
I met lance many years ago. He is a tiny little man who talks with a heavy lisp. He was the type of kid that was bullied all through school because of all his feminine traits. We should feel pity for the little man for all the pain he has endured. He cant help that he is the runt of the litter.
 
I met lance many years ago. He is a tiny little man who talks with a heavy lisp. He was the type of kid that was bullied all through school because of all his feminine traits. We should feel pity for the little man for all the pain he has endured. He cant help that he is the runt of the litter.

I was the flower boy at his third wedding and confirm everything you have said.
 
Always projection with you, Bob. Let's see how this resonates:

I met Bob many years ago. He was a big fat man who talks with an affected, artificially deepened tone. He was the type of kid that was bullied all through school because of all obesity. We should feel pity for the wounded man for all the pain he has endured. He cant help that he is still the emotional runt of the litter
 
Always projection with you, Bob. Let's see how this resonates:

I met Bob many years ago. He was a big fat man who talks with an affected, artificially deepened tone. He was the type of kid that was bullied all through school because of all obesity. We should feel pity for the wounded man for all the pain he has endured. He cant help that he is still the emotional runt of the litter

Wait, is this an enduring story thread?

Ok, let's add some more then:


In the early years of Bob's career, he suffered from anxiety that people would in fact pity him. So, he took extension course and studied half the night for years until he finally mastered pencil sharpening. He became so good at it, in fact, that he was promoted to a special position with special duties. It was HIS JOB now to go around every office early in the morning and check the lead in the mechanical pencils and replace the ones that were almost used up. Thus, the saying that Bob has lead in his pencils.



Ok, who's gonna add more to the story?
 
Always projection with you, Bob. Let's see how this resonates:

I met Bob many years ago. He was a big fat man who talks with an affected, artificially deepened tone. He was the type of kid that was bullied all through school because of all obesity. We should feel pity for the wounded man for all the pain he has endured. He cant help that he is still the emotional runt of the litter

I was at Bob's fourth wedding as the DJ and can confirm everything you just posted as being Gospel Truth.
 
It looked like you needed some help getting this important poll running. So, I voted for you being a super cool guy. I can tell you ego needs a little fluffing due to your deep sense of modesty and humility. Since I got one of the first votes you are now at 100 percent. So maybe you should close the poll while you are ahead because I think those other boxes are going to be pretty tempting to folks.

I'm actually quite alright thank you very much.

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