Hah, so today at work...

[Tickle_me_plz]

OMFG!!! omg is there a fucking laughing msiley we could have? That shit is so fucking funny! this mothafucka said 'my coworker has fucked this woman's daughter.' hahahahaha and what does that mean in the case of you sexually assaulting this woman? Seriously? hahahaha nevermind, not seriously. I can't snort much more... I gotta stop reading his thread! I can't though! omg *dies*

I didn't "sexually assault" anybody.

I "walked by and rubbed up against" somebody. If that's assault, I suggest you visit any public place that's crowded across america. Go back to overanalyzing my posts to try to make yourself look smart.

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

I didn't over-analyze [heh, anal - yze] anything, I simply read your statements and summarized your progression from one 'detail' to another 'detail.'

Whether you'd like to admit it or not, what you did could be construed as sexual assault [read: i did not say rape] because of your intent.

Standing in a crowd of people and accidentally brushing any part of yourself against another person is an action without intent, an accident.

Going to another room to wank until you're in a state of arousal for the sole purpose of rubbing your penis against an unsuspecting victim who has not made it plain to you that she would like to be sexually involved with you could be considered sexual assault.

In plainer english: eat. my. fucking. asshole. you. sorry. motha. fucka.

*shrug*

 

[Tickle_me_plz]

I didn't over-analyze [heh, anal - yze] anything, I simply read your statements and summarized your progression from one 'detail' to another 'detail.'

Whether you'd like to admit it or not, what you did could be construed as sexual assault [read: i did not say rape] because of your intent.

Standing in a crowd of people and accidentally brushing any part of yourself against another person is an action without intent, an accident.

Going to another room to wank until you're in a state of arousal for the sole purpose of rubbing your penis against an unsuspecting victim who has not made it plain to you that she would like to be sexually involved with you could be considered sexual assault.

In plainer english: eat. my. fucking. asshole. you. sorry. motha. fucka.

*shrug*

That would constitute assault if it wasn't invited.

Why is sexual harassment in the workplace so tricky? When can you draw the line...the problem there is that there's a position of authority issue. In this case, there is no such conflict. The criteria for what may or not have "invited" such an action is more vague and since there was no exposure it's not leud (lude? sp?).

In other words. You're...not...that...smart...replace...your...batteries.

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

I didn't "sexually assault" anybody.

I "walked by and rubbed up against" somebody. If that's assault, I suggest you visit any public place that's crowded across america. Go back to overanalyzing my posts to try to make yourself look smart.

You didn't 'walk by and rub against' someone... you:
1. went to another room and
2. wanked until you were hard and then
3. intentionally rubbed yourself against an unsuspecting woman.

You didn't 'rub against' someone. You assaulted her.

*shrug*

ROFL @ I just walked by and rubbed up against somebody

 

[Tickle_me_plz]

You didn't 'walk by and rub against' someone... you:
1. went to another room and
2. wanked until you were hard and then
3. intentionally rubbed yourself against an unsuspecting woman.

You didn't 'rub against' someone. You assaulted her.

*shrug*

ROFL @ I just walked by and rubbed up against somebody

I got hard.

I walked by her.

I rubbed up against her in the process.



Sue me.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Hahaha

I forgot to mention, she's been kind of touchy feely with me. But more of in a hug type way. Like sideways hug, rub my arm. That type deal. Nothing SEXUAL but it's not like she's some random person.

Oops! Shows how much French I know lol!

 

[Boobyprize]

i'm guessing this thread didn't go quite the way he intended.

gave me a laugh though...a pride of lions toying with a mouse.

 

[Tickle_me_plz]

If when she hugs you she pats your back like she would a brother, it means you will never ever feel her mons in any way, shape or form

In fact, thats called the Non Mons Hug in women circle jerks.

It's not a pat, it's more of a rub...

She's alright looking, put on a little weight but I'd hit it from the back. I'd probably let her slob too.

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

That would constitute assault if it wasn't invited.

Did she say 'I really wish you'd walk up behind me sometime when I don't know it's coming and rub your hard penis on my behind,' or any variation of that statement? We know she didn't, so it wasn't invited.

Why is sexual harassment in the workplace so tricky?

Because everyone is different, dumbass. One of my co-workers loves to discuss porno at work... true I hang out here, but I don't want to discuss Debbie Does Dallas or Intercourse With The Vampire at work. I ask her to stop. If she continues it, that makes it sexual harrassment.

When can you draw the line...the problem there is that there's a position of authority issue. In this case, there is no such conflict. The criteria for what may or not have "invited" such an action is more vague and since there was no exposure it's not leud (lude? sp?).

You can't draw the line, she can. The person who feels offended or unsafe draws the line, you don't. She doesn't have to work for you to be harrassed, and she doesn't have to work for you to sue you.

In other words. You're...not...that...smart...replace...your...batteries.

It's spelled L-E-W-D.

I just got new ones. Worth every penny.

 

[DevilishTexan]

It's not a pat, it's more of a rub...

She's alright looking, put on a little weight but I'd hit it from the back. I'd probably let her slob too.

Let me rephrase. She won't be feeling YOUR mons.

 

[Lorelei_11]

OMFG!!! omg is there a fucking laughing msiley we could have? That shit is so fucking funny! this mothafucka said 'my coworker has fucked this woman's daughter.' hahahahaha and what does that mean in the case of you sexually assaulting this woman? Seriously? hahahaha nevermind, not seriously. I can't snort much more... I gotta stop reading his thread! I can't though! omg *dies*

And to think I almost missed this thread! I was bored and thought I'd check it out.

When I got to the part on your other post, where you said... be the best damn loser you can be... I broke out laughing.

You know, you people need to pm me when threads like this are happening.

 

[Tickle_me_plz]

Did she say 'I really wish you'd walk up behind me sometime when I don't know it's coming and rub your hard penis on my behind,' or any variation of that statement? We know she didn't, so it wasn't invited.

Consent doesn't have to be verbal


Because everyone is different, dumbass. One of my co-workers loves to discuss porno at work... true I hang out here, but I don't want to discuss Debbie Does Dallas or Intercourse With The Vampire at work. I ask her to stop. If she continues it, that makes it sexual harrassment.

When did she ask me to stop?


You can't draw the line, she can. The person who feels offended or unsafe draws the line, you don't. She doesn't have to work for you to be harrassed, and she doesn't have to work for you to sue you.


WHen she sues me or "feels unsafe" we'll talk. She stayed at the store long after that, and we carried a lengthy discussion about where I'm at and what my plans are in the next year or two. I guess she felt real unsafe, huh?

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

I got hard.

I walked by her.

I rubbed up against her in the process.

Stop minimizing your activity! You were so proud of it in your first post, and then you got a little heat and all of a sudden you 'just' rubbed up against her... you 'accidentally' brushed her... 'in the process' it happened... it 'just happened.'

NO IT DIDN'T! ROFL!!! muthafucka you know you meant to rub up against that broad... that's a damn shame. And you'll fuck around and rape a bitch and then try to tell the judge that she had been givin you massages LOL!!

Sue me.

I hope she does.

 

[Tickle_me_plz]

Let me rephrase. She won't be feeling YOUR mons.

I guess we'll see.

 

[graffenburg]

I can't believe this thread!

1. Crime of complete ignorance to think that the orginal post would do anything but attract heaps of derision.
2. From your original description, it was a crime that you committed by doing that. Did she ask for it? No. End of. You are lucky she probably feels so degraded and abused because you regard her and her family as some sort of sexual sport, that she won't sue you because she probably needs the job.
3. Saying "I'm the boss" when you later admit that you're a cog in Daddy's little empire shows a complete lack of maturity.

There's not much that gets me annoyed on Lit, but FWIW, bet you thought you were being cocky by starting this thread. Consider yourself bitchslapped by intellectual superiors and hope this thread dies a quiet death.

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

If when she hugs you she pats your back like she would a brother, it means you will never ever feel her mons in any way, shape or form

In fact, thats called the Non Mons Hug in women circle jerks.

ROFL @ The Non Mons Hug

dude i'm crying over that shit! *dies*

seriously... just positively *dead* @ that LMFAO!! This mofo said non mons hug LOL

 

[Tickle_me_plz]

Stop minimizing your activity! You were so proud of it in your first post, and then you got a little heat and all of a sudden you 'just' rubbed up against her... you 'accidentally' brushed her... 'in the process' it happened... it 'just happened.'

NO IT DIDN'T! ROFL!!! muthafucka you know you meant to rub up against that broad... that's a damn shame. And you'll fuck around and rape a bitch and then try to tell the judge that she had been givin you massages LOL!!

I'm minimalizing b/c you're too stupid to comprehend me saying it using more words.

It's' hard for you to misinterprate (read: intentionally change the meaning) of what I'm saying when I say it clearly in a few words.

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

I guess we'll see.

You'll see if she rubs your mons? ROFL!!! You have a mons now? Or is that LUDE to ask?

o lawd!!!!!! I am dying!!! hahahahahahahah1!

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

And to think I almost missed this thread! I was bored and thought I'd check it out.

When I got to the part on your other post, where you said... be the best damn loser you can be... I broke out laughing.

You know, you people need to pm me when threads like this are happening.

Girl I been over here cackling since I opened this thread... has to be one of the funniest I've read here in a while LOL

The non mons hug! women circle jerks ROFL!!

 

[Tickle_me_plz]

I can't believe this thread!

1. Crime of complete ignorance to think that the orginal post would do anything but attract heaps of derision.
2. From your original description, it was a crime that you committed by doing that. Did she ask for it? No. End of. You are lucky she probably feels so degraded and abused because you regard her and her family as some sort of sexual sport, that she won't sue you because she probably needs the job.
3. Saying "I'm the boss" when you later admit that you're a cog in Daddy's little empire shows a complete lack of maturity.

There's not much that gets me annoyed on Lit, but FWIW, bet you thought you were being cocky by starting this thread. Consider yourself bitchslapped by intellectual superiors and hope this thread dies a quiet death.

Intellectual superiors?

Bitch's that can't afford new C batteries for there vibrators and hop on my dick to entertain themselves don't count as "intellectual superiors". But to answer your post...


1) I wasn't expecting this response at all.
2) She's not my employee.
3) Running businesses in conjuction with and apart from your father doesn't make you somebody who is "a cog in daddy's empire".



Anything else?

 

[Tickle_me_plz]

You'll see if she rubs your mons? ROFL!!! You have a mons now? Or is that LUDE to ask?

o lawd!!!!!! I am dying!!! hahahahahahahah1!

*yawn*

 

[lilminx]

What's up with your obsession with vibes?

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

I'm minimalizing b/c you're too stupid to comprehend me saying it using more words.

Firstly, you're referencing brevity. I'm not talking about using fewer words to say the same thing, I'm talking about rationalizing your actions to where they are least offensive in a situation... to where you are less culpable and any attributed blame would not be laid on you.

It's' hard for you to misinterprate (read: intentionally change the meaning) of what I'm saying when I say it clearly in a few words.

dude.. that's not a word, and the word you're trying to make up doesn't mean what you think it means.

You're thinking of misinterpret, which would be the same as mis-read or misunderstand.

misinterpret. mis-interpret. miss. interpret. MISS. interpret. Ever miss a catch in baseball? You mean to miss that catch? Probably not.

Dumbass. There's no intent to not understanding something.

 

[Tickle_me_plz]

Firstly, you're referencing brevity. I'm not talking about using fewer words to say the same thing, I'm talking about rationalizing your actions to where they are least offensive in a situation... to where you are less culpable and any attributed blame would not be laid on you.

[qoute=you're in college?]It's' hard for you to misinterprate (read: intentionally change the meaning) of what I'm saying when I say it clearly in a few words.

dude.. that's not a word, and the word you're trying to make up doesn't mean what you think it means.

You're thinking of misinterpret, which would be the same as mis-read or misunderstand.

misinterpret. mis-interpret. miss. interpret. MISS. interpret. Ever miss a catch in baseball? You mean to miss that catch? Probably not.

Dumbass. There's no intent to not understanding something.[/QUOTE]

Thanks, dictionary.com

As for my original point...I still think you're taking posts out of context just for your own personal amusement. Which is fine, but don't get mad when I call it like it is.

 

[-geisha.grrrl-]

*yawn*

You don't know what a mons is, do you?

Listen, i'm gonna step out on a limb here. I don't even think this shit you said happened, really happened. I don't think you have a job, I don't think you're in college. I think you're a 15 year old kid who's lucky enough to have a comp in his room and a lock on the door.

The grasp you have on grammar and language is shaky at best... and you don't know what a mons is, among other things.

You're not 21, dude. You're just not.