Haaah! Mom found my porn!

[BlackSnake]

I sent my step-brother a link, so that he could order a copy of my book. He sent the link to my sister, who mention it to my mother.

My mother wanted answers. You know I write incest stories. She was not amused. My soul needs saving...lol She said that she had heard some things, but thought it was crap. Her baby wouldn't get involved in stuff like that.

Don't tell your mother that you are not a Saint...she went off on me. "Get your butt back in church! Bye!" I guess mom don't like erotic fiction.

 

[cantdog]

One does dislike to be a disappointment to one's mother.

At some point, though, you gotta leave home.

 

[Guest]

I've been a disappointment to my mother all my life. Why change now?

 

[BlackSnake]

One does dislike to be a disappointment to one's mother.

At some point, though, you gotta leave home.

It was a long distance phone call...I left home when I was 17 y/o, which was some 23 years ago.

She'll be alright, but I'm glad I wasn't there when she found out. I remember my mother having a quick right hook.

 

[NoJo]

I sent my step-brother a link, so that he could order a copy of my book. He sent the link to my sister, who mention it to my mother.

My mother wanted answers. You know I write incest stories. She was not amused. My soul needs saving...lol She said that she had heard some things, but thought it was crap. Her baby wouldn't get involved in stuff like that.

Don't tell your mother that you are not a Saint...she went off on me. "Get your butt back in church! Bye!" I guess mom don't like erotic fiction.

Just put her in your next incest story -- people get a real rush when they're mentioned in a book.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Haaah! Mom found my porn!

Just put her in your next incest story -- people get a real rush when they're mentioned in a book.

Brilliant!

 

[BlackSnake]

Re: Re: Haaah! Mom found my porn!

Just put her in your next incest story -- people get a real rush when they're mentioned in a book.

LOL....she'd go nuts

 

[NoJo]

Still haven't told my Mum. Probably never will.

 

[elsol]

Well.. and then there was the time that my mom found that there was an extra inch on my bed because of major stash of porn magazines under the mattress.

She ripped each and every one to shreds... then left me a nice little pile of the leavings beside the bed with a note to clean up my room.

ElSol

 

[NoJo]

LOL.

But she didn't know how good you were at jigsaw puzzles, eh?

 

[BlackSnake]

Well.. and then there was the time that my mom found that there was an extra inch on my bed because of major stash of porn magazines under the mattress.

She ripped each and every one to shreds... then left me a nice little pile of the leavings beside the bed with a note to clean up my room.

ElSol

I didn't even try to have a porn stash. I'd go over a friend's house and look at his....lol

Hell, I was 21 and in another state before I told her that I smoked, and about 35 before she heard me sware....I was a good boy

 

[elsol]

LOL.

But she didn't know how good you were at jigsaw puzzles, eh?

Fuck... Fuck... FUCK!!!

I never even thought of that.

*sigh*

And funnily... that's what got me into reading 'erotica'. She couldn't read english so I could hide it in plain sight.

ElSol

 

[yui]

And funnily... that's what got me into reading 'erotica'. She couldn't read english so I could hide it in plain sight.

ElSol

Hey, ElSol, that's cheating!



That sucks about your mother, Blacksnake. My mother would never leave it alone. Here's hoping your mother isn't as good with guilt as mine.

Luck,

Yui

 

[cantdog]

I think over time, as you are reminded to feel guilt at the same spot on your conscience, that your conscience develops a callus at that spot. Guilt trips affect that particular place less and less as the callosity thickens.

Not my metaphor; Sam Clemens came up with it. He encountered his conscience in "person" and described the phenomenon in a little essay, "Concerning the recent carnival of crime in Connecticut," which is a masterpiece.

cantdog

 

[Boota]

I've offered to let my mom read my smut story on Lit, but she won't do it. She read my novel and was offended at the language, so I imagine reading my smut would be a bit much for her. My dad read it, though. He liked it, but he called me a pervert. It wasn't an insult, though. He knows I get that from him.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Twain.

*long, satisfied sigh*

Damn he's good.

Fortunately, I don't need to worry about my mother. She puts off "I don't want to know vibes" you could feel a county away when I touch on anything personal in conversation. For some years this troubled me, as I rather wanted guidance. But I've learned to look at the good side of it; anything I'm doing that she doesn't want to know about, she won't. It's a Somebody Else's Problem field of quite impressive strength.

Shanglan

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I feel for ya, BalckSnake. My mother and father both know that I'm a perv to the hilt and they stay cool about it. I get the feeling that they still think I'm going to grow out of it. Yeah. Right.

 

[elsol]

I think over time, as you are reminded to feel guilt at the same spot on your conscience, that your conscience develops a callus at that spot. Guilt trips affect that particular place less and less as the callosity thickens.

Not my metaphor; Sam Clemens came up with it. He encountered his conscience in "person" and described the phenomenon in a little essay, "Concerning the recent carnival of crime in Connecticut," which is a masterpiece.

cantdog

Guilt?

What's that?


Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[BlackSnake]

Hey, ElSol, that's cheating!



That sucks about your mother, Blacksnake. My mother would never leave it alone. Here's hoping your mother isn't as good with guilt as mine.

Luck,

Yui

She'll be okay in a few days. "My poor wife," she says. Moms are a trip.

 

[BlackSnake]

I feel for ya, BalckSnake. My mother and father both know that I'm a perv to the hilt and they stay cool about it. I get the feeling that they still think I'm going to grow out of it. Yeah. Right.

I'm still her little boy, who has never done anything wrong. I am good around my mother. I get the feeling that she think that I will get over this. It was kind of amusing.

I did remove my face from the backcover of my book though.

 

[rimmy]

My Mom went shopping with my wife a few years back and she bought my wife a whip. Seriously, that's fucked up isn't it

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Snake,

Tell her your doing research for a "Pornography Anonymous" organization. Heck, that would even be semi-true.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[BlackSnake]

My Mom went shopping with my wife a few years back and she bought my wife a whip. Seriously, that's fucked up isn't it

I'd be scared

 

[yui]

she bought my wife a whip. Seriously, that's fucked up isn't it

That depends, rimlover…do you have horses? Or a wild bull problem?

 

[BlackSnake]

Snake,

Tell her your doing research for a "Pornography Anonymous" organization. Heck, that would even be semi-true.

Rumple Foreskin

Naw, I don't lie to my mom.